NOW..............WEN LADY DI, DIED...........ELTON JOHN DONE THAT SONG........CANDLULZ IN THU WIND......................RITE.
SO WEN MUTHA TREEZA DIED.................YEP YUV GOTTIT...........
THU SONG WAZ......................SANDULZ IN THU BIN....................
AH WAZ MORTIFIED WEN AH HEARD IT.............
TARRA...................
I mean... this is South Shields. It's not da Bronks. It's not West Side, or any of deepest, darkest Londonium.
I just can't read bunkum like this.
So why do people type it? I mean, it must take a lot more thought to work out which letters to use instead of the 'real' ones... so why?
For the love of God, stop