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The truth about Australia...

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...to whoever said Wikipedia was the joke encyclopedia on the internet, here's a more reliable source telling everything you needed to know about God's own country :lol:
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The Salt Water Crocodile: God's solution to Queenslanders
Insulus cruentam atque bella. Si pugnaverunt eleutheria toties vis bello itidem vel libertatibus conservare autem?
Ad liberandum aliis fieri liberior.
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Yes, the accuracy of this source is unquestionable.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Britain

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Post by memor »

Err I know this is tongue in cheek but

isn't this Racist. If we had a site like this saying things about Black or Asian people wouldn't we be prosecuted.
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"British settlement in Australia began mainly as a dumping ground for undesirables such as the Irish and the Cockney. Then people started to realize there was easy money to make and the Greedy flooded in, dominated by Englishmen who invaded with the irresistable forces of tea, scones and cricket. They proceeded to wipe out the Aboriginal insurgents and their leader, Saddam Aborigine, bringing democracy to the land"

ROFL I hadn't seen this site.

I must say I thought the English equivalent was a bit light on-couldn't you lot do better than THAT? :wink:

Memor it is frightfully racist but because it is only about aussies and the english (and terribly factual of course) I think they might be able to get away with it. :wink:
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Samara wrote:Yes, the accuracy of this source is unquestionable.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Britain

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Has to be said, the Australia page ius funnier! The one on England is just boring.
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Post by padlock man »

I hope this Aussie versus English rivalry remains on a joke level.

The two peoples have more in common than they have differences, and I wouldn't like to see them really at each others' throats.
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The one on England is just boring.
you obviously didnt read such para's like this!!
England is the b*****d child of Europe. Originally cradle to the native Bretons, years of colonial rape and occupation by Europeans has resulted in the congealed mud-people now called the English who, in their oedipal complex, then proceeded to do exactly the same thing to everyone else. England is known among Europeans as the only country USAns don't hate, because England is the USA's b***h.
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