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The truth about Australia...
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The truth about Australia...
...to whoever said Wikipedia was the joke encyclopedia on the internet, here's a more reliable source telling everything you needed to know about God's own country
Yes, the accuracy of this source is unquestionable.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Britain
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Britain
- sherri
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"British settlement in Australia began mainly as a dumping ground for undesirables such as the Irish and the Cockney. Then people started to realize there was easy money to make and the Greedy flooded in, dominated by Englishmen who invaded with the irresistable forces of tea, scones and cricket. They proceeded to wipe out the Aboriginal insurgents and their leader, Saddam Aborigine, bringing democracy to the land"
ROFL I hadn't seen this site.
I must say I thought the English equivalent was a bit light on-couldn't you lot do better than THAT?
Memor it is frightfully racist but because it is only about aussies and the english (and terribly factual of course) I think they might be able to get away with it.
ROFL I hadn't seen this site.
I must say I thought the English equivalent was a bit light on-couldn't you lot do better than THAT?
Memor it is frightfully racist but because it is only about aussies and the english (and terribly factual of course) I think they might be able to get away with it.
Has to be said, the Australia page ius funnier! The one on England is just boring.Samara wrote:Yes, the accuracy of this source is unquestionable.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Britain
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you obviously didnt read such para's like this!!The one on England is just boring.
lmao @ that...England is the b*****d child of Europe. Originally cradle to the native Bretons, years of colonial rape and occupation by Europeans has resulted in the congealed mud-people now called the English who, in their oedipal complex, then proceeded to do exactly the same thing to everyone else. England is known among Europeans as the only country USAns don't hate, because England is the USA's b***h.