pints in a spit and sawdust pub, chewing the fat and such when
a well heeled business type chap walks in with his blackberry
and briefcase in tow, sits at the bar and orders a G and T.
The two are surprised to see someone dressed up so smart in
the notorious tavern they are in and begin to discuss what this
city gent could do for a living.
"Accountant or Lawyer, no danger" says John
"Nah, looks like a lawyer to me" says Steve
Time and fluid passes and, as Steve heads to the Gents, so
does the chap at the bar.
"Ask him what he does for a living" says John
"Alright" says Steve
The two men are next to each other at the urinal, going about
their respective businesses, so Steve takes the opportinity to broach the subject.
"Sorry to be intrusive fella, but what do you do for a living?"
"No intrusion at all" replies the man "I'm a logical scientist"
"A what?" says Steve "What's that all about then?"
"Tell you what, I'll give you an example" offers the man "Do
you own a goldfish?"
"Yes I do" answers Steve
"And logically speaking, you keep this in a pond or a bowl, I
assume" says the scientist.
"A pond actually" says Steve
"So on that basis I would go so far to say as you have a decent
size garden then"
"Huge" says Steve
"In which case, and correct me if I'm wrong, you have a fairly
large house?"
"Yep, five bedrooms, built it myself"
"Nice, good, well done pal, so I would assume that having five
bedrooms you don't live on your own then" suggests the scientist
"Correct, I live with the wife and our three kids"
"Sounds lovely, so without wishing to become too personal, you and
the wife have a fairly good s*x life, what with popping out three
little ones!"
"Fairly good! Me and the wife are at it 6 times a week without
fail!" Exclaims Steve
"Nice one mate, get in. So, logically, with all that s*x going
on you don't m********e very often?" enquires the scientist
"Me......never" says Steve
"Well there you have it then" says the scientist. "From me asking
if you have a goldfish, I've found out about your 'personal
reflection time' habits"
"Thats amazing" says Steve, before they say goodbye, put their
pieces away and head back to the bar. Steve sits down and carries
on supping his ale.
"WELL" says John "What does he do then?"
"Oh, he's a logical scientist" Steve answers
"What's that all about then?" enquires John
"I'll give you an example" says Steve "Do you own a goldfish?"
"No" says John
"Well then" says Steve "You're a w@nker!!!"
.......... 
Hang on a minute, i havn't got a Goldfish. 
