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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f*cked if he
needed glasses".
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Re: little johnnie
I had an uncle who was born without any cervical vertebrae in his neck. If he wanted to see behind him he would have to turn his whole body. I only ever saw him once or twice when I was a young whipper snapper. And I never knew anything about him except what my big sister was able to tell me. Which was not much.
How was a totally inorganic world able to create organic life? Answer it couldn't and didn't