wedding night

[mickey]

a bride on her wedding night says to her husband "i must confess darling i used to be a hooker" he replies "thats ok dear your past is your past but i must admit i find it erotic tell me about it"the wife says "my name was nigel and i played for st helens"

[margy]

[Pilot]

Not too sure if this one has been on before.
Man meets girl on holiday and has a whirlwind romance and the chap asks his girlfriend to marry him, but we've only known each other for 3 days she argues, well says the chap half the fun after we are married will be discovering things about each other. So the next day they marry, later by the pool, the husband leaps up, climbs to the top of the high diving board and dives into the water doing a perfect, 3 twists and a tuck, when he reaches his wife she is impressed, How did you do that she asks. Well I told you it would be fun finding out about each other, I used to be an Olympic class diver before we met. Later the wife jumps into the pool and swims 50 lengths, very fast, then rejoins her husband hardly out of breath, wow he says truly impressed were you an Olympic swimmer before we met. No replies the wife I was a prostitute on Clyde-side but I worked both sides of the river.

[mickey]

[Ugly Betty]

Hahahaha, good ones, Mickey and Pilot.

[chris collins]

=D> =D> =D> very good

[Scrappy]

[StottieCake]

Two good jokes there

[Alice]

Both very good.

[Globalmyths]

10 out of 10 for each joke.

[drwho]

Love them more please.