A JOKE FOR THESE GREY COLD MARCH DAYS

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A JOKE FOR THESE GREY COLD MARCH DAYS

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leaving a cafe one morn a man notices a funeral coming up the road.there is a hearse followed by another hearse and behind them a man with a pit bull terrier on a lead behind them there is at least 200 men, no women....... just men.
bemused, the man approaches the man with a pit bull and says
"i know this is a sad time for you but can i ask you something?" " sure" says the man with the dog...
"whos in the first coffin? wot happened" ? the man says "thats my wife the dog attacked and killed her" " whos is in 2nd coffin? " says the man....."thats my mother in law,when she tried to rescue the wife the dog killed her too"
wow !!! says the man to the bloke with the dog " can i borrow that dog?"...................... :arrow: :? THE MAN SAYS....................................... :wink:














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