Geordie Thermometre

Jim_in_France · Post by **Jim_in_France** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:25 pm

Have a look at this.

http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/thermometer.doc

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:59 pm

You beat me to it you b****r----must learn how to post articles------Yahoo

Jim_in_France · Post by **Jim_in_France** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:05 pm

jimmywizz · Post by **jimmywizz** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:07 pm

oops sorry brian looks like im a bit late with this

The Geordie Thermometer

50 Degrees. Southerners turn on their heating. Geordies plant their gardens.

40 Degrees. Southerners shiver uncontrollably. Geordies Sunbathe.

30 Degrees. Southern cars will not start. Geordies drive with their windows down

20 Degrees. Southerners wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Geordies throw a t-shirt on (Girls start wearing mini-skirts)

10 Degrees. Southerners begin to Evacuate. Geordies go swimming in the North Sea.

Zero degrees. Southern landlords turn up the heat. Geordies have the last barbecue before it gets cold.

Minus 10 Degrees. Southerners cease to exist. Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket.

Minus 80 Degrees. Polar bears wonder if it’s worth it. Geordie Boy scouts start wearing long trousers.

Minus 100 Degrees. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Geordies put on their long johns.

Minus 173 Degrees. Alcohol freezes. Geordies become frustrated because the pubs are shut.

Minus 297 Degrees. Microbiological life starts to disappear. The cows on Newcastle town moor complain of vets with cold hands.

Minus 460 Degrees. All atomic motion stops. Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands.

Minus 500 Degrees. Hell freezes over……….Sunderland qualify for Europe.

Jim_in_France · Post by **Jim_in_France** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:10 pm

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:44 pm

I'll see you in the playground after Mr Jim.

Jim_in_France · Post by **Jim_in_France** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:47 pm

My brother is bigger than your brother.

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:58 pm

NER, NER, NE NE NER, NER:5squeeze:

MC_Trilo_G · Post by **MC_Trilo_G** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 12:57 am

yesaaaaaah jimmy, i couldnt care if that was against nukey it was still hilarious

Bigz · Post by **Bigz** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:12 pm

I THOUGHT IT WAS GUD UNTIL I GOT TO THE LAST ONE