GAGGING

[baldy.smith]

No. Why?
comeonthen

Don't you read Globals posts where he makes jokes and puns?

There is an uncanny resemblence in the technique and quality of your posts.

[anna]

[memor]

A white rabbit goes into a bar and askds for a cheese toasty

the bar man although thought this strange gave the rabbbit the cheese toasty ate it and left.

Next day the same thing and every day.

Word got round about this Rabbit coming into the pub ordering a cheese toasty.

The pub would fill out with people coach parties would turn up to watch this rabbit ordering a cheese toasty and eating it.

One day the Rabbit turned up at the packed pub and ordered the cheese toasty the barman says sorry I cant. I haven't got any cheese.

The Rabbit thought long and hard and asked what else have you got. The Barman said Ham.

All right I'll have a Ham toasty.

The Rabbit ate the Ham toasty and that was the last time they ever saw him

Years passed by and one evening when it was dark and thundery the barman was confronted by the Ghost of the Rabbit.

He said to the ghost what happened to you ?

The Rabbit said I died and you killed me. You gave me a Ham toasty.

Why was the ham off !

No I died from















MIXINMETOASTIES

[DressedInWires]

I thought all Makems were related to eachother...

[DressedInWires]

I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the wiper. It said:

I just accidentally reversed into your car.
Quite a few people saw me do it.
They think I'm leaving my name and details.
Well, I'm not.

[anna]

welcome to the boards ...wire ...
[im not writing all that ,,i just call you wire .. ..hope you dont mind]