phew........

[gazza]

well, i started down the farm on 2nd april and the second week, we waz playin footy coz it wernt buzy and............i went to kick the ball but, i kicked the concrete ground...............aaaahhhhh..i sed..........so i sprained me toe.........off sick this week.....i coodnt belive it........but....the gaffa sed dont worry now gazza........back on monday..........i hobbled to the library just now and here i am........shood be back with you soon...............am gettin prepared and have regrouped.........

[Pilot]

Its been very quiet while you were away Gazza, nowt happening worth mentioning, there has been a great outcry of grief on your absence, even Mr A is waiting for your return

[gazza]

yes pilot.........gazza has ran into sum difficulties but, there is light in sight now...........in a matter of weeks i will return............time to research your arguments folks...............gazza does not 4get..........

[sherri]

yes pilot.........gazza has ran into sum difficulties but, there is light in sight now...........in a matter of weeks i will return............time to research your arguments folks...............gazza does not 4get..........

Gazza does not forget.

I knew it, I knew it. Gazza is an elephant in disguise.
Think about it-he has been away-on the farm.yes, it all fits.

[Globalmyths]

Gazza you were naughty when you hurt your toe instead of hobbling down to the library you should have got on the phone and got a tow truck to come and pick you up.

[Jake]

Gazza wrote " time to research your arguments folks...............gazza does not 4get "

Is that some sort of threat?

[mr-angry]

Its been very quiet while you were away Gazza, nowt happening worth mentioning, there has been a great outcry of grief on your absence, even Mr A is waiting for your return

So what about all this carry on with Babs?
You missed Gazza? speak for yourself, he comes on for half an hour
"that's all you get for a £1 at the library", crams in as much rubbish as he can, and says nothing worth reading.
And don't speak for me again.

[Jake]

Its been very quiet while you were away Gazza, nowt happening worth mentioning, there has been a great outcry of grief on your absence, even Mr A is waiting for your return

So what about all this carry on with Babs?
You missed Gazza? speak for yourself, he comes on for half an hour
"that's all you get for a £1 at the library", crams in as much rubbish as he can, and says nothing worth reading.
And don't speak for me again.

Oh no, are we about to lose mr-angry,
he has mentioned the unmentionable, less than 1 hour after the ultimatum,
Please have mercy for mr-a.

[mr-angry]

Nice bit of Stirring there Jake, read the Avatar.

[jimmywizz]

sigh

[jellybabyjenbob]

exactly what i was thinking jimmy...

[mr-angry]

sigh

Sorry Jimmy

[kitten]

Hi Gazza, good to see you again..
Hope your foot gets better real soon..

Hi to everybody else here too..

[Ugly Betty]

A week off for a stubbed toe? How long for a hangnail then?

[gazza]

.....hallo peepz.............nearly sorted now...........bak to work today........its great...all i hear is bahhhhhhhh......bahhhhhhhh..........heheheh
thawt i had broke ma toe i did.............must ov been a fracture at least......
anyway........nice easy afternoon now.....gaffa lets me use the pc in the office, so here i iz............
well.........be with you in a couple weeks.......hardest bit will be deciding which
company to use for ma broadand.............
.......carry on with babz..................who me.....??? she dumped me yonx ago.........her loss...............