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I was born a brought up in Bewick Street. I wuz lucky to have an electric train set when I was a kid. One night as I'm lying in bed me train ran up and down the track. I could hear Mum and Dad talking in the other room. The electrics were off so no power. I just froze and stuck me head under the bed...

I though CHEERS was funny and TAXI and FRASIER and a whole lot more American comedies.

Its quite a sweeping statement Mr P to say we don't get american humour.
By the way what ever happened to Paul Hogan that was the last Australian I laughed at.....Oh apart from the Aussie cricket team..

This is also an interesting Approcah I've cracked global warming. There are at least thirty million cars in this country each car has at least four wheels five if you include the spare. If we all let our tyres down this would fill the world with fresh air. Now we pump them up with Carbon dioxide thu...

Our latest conspiracy theory is that the Govenment want swine flu to go big time in this country.
So they can blame it for the down turn in the economy and show the people how wonderful they can cope
with it so they'll be voted in at the next election.
Am ah being just a bit cynical

Aye Global its a wonder maybe they used what the Egyptians used to build the pyramids. No steel tools not sure if they had pulleys but they had one thing that would make the biggest difference in the world. With this they could build the greatest buildings in the World and I just rediscovered it. If...

Rossinbird.
I've got relatives in Liverpool and I could find your signature at the end of your posts racist and offensive.
Good job I've got a good Liverpudlian sense of humour.
"What you call a Liverpudlian in a suit."

"The accused."

Marra WHAT ABOUT THE VICTIMS !!! They don't have a say in it either.

Save all your passion for making things like genocide and torture to HUMAN BEINGS a thing of the past.

Global Last night at the Proms is pretty neat. It always coincides with my night shifts so I bring in the telly and turn the volume up really high. The acoustics are great as Land of Hope and Glory riccochets off the tiled walls. Its magnificent. You almost feel as if the cadavers want to sit up and...

Sorry Anna I thought your concern was only for animals.

My apoligies.

Sod animals.
You want to read about the atrocities in Bosnia or Rwanda, or Ethiopia. Read about what the Nazi's did in concentration camps.
Or read about what Saddam Hussein did to his own people.
Save your sympathy and help on those who really need it.

Sounds a bit like meals on wheels Global

Just heard great funny.
"Have you heard about the sarcastic washing machine.
It'll take the pi ss out of your knickers."

We're in the grip of a good old variety contest. 10 million people have tuned in to watch it.
I think its brilliant, best bit of telly for ages.

its called "BRITAINS GOT TALENT."

duplication

I've got an old Be-Ro book. The best recipes I enjoy are their biscuits and Coffee Kisses. Luverly.

This country is littered with places that were really big (Industrial) in their day. Now its where sheep and cattle graze. They had their time now its someone elses turn.

S Berman sounds like a t*t.

Yeah I can see a fair set of lungs speaking purely in a medical capacity.

Is this site going t*ts up again ?

Flippin Heck.
I've just seen those pics. Are they real? If they are it would be great if someone trained them to sleep at a door as a draught excluder.