are you a clever dick
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:40 pm
It's a pretty good quiz.
> Don't cheat - read each question and answer it
> before you go on to the next question. Let me
> know how you do...
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> Short Quiz ... the following quiz consists of 4
> questions and will tell you whether you are
> qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for
> each answer. The questions are NOT difficult.
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
> the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests
> whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
> complicated way.
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the
> elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong
> Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take
> out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the
> door. This tests your ability to think through the
> repercussions of your previous actions.
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
> All the animals attend except one. Which animal does
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
> refrigerator. You just put him in there. This
> tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer
> the first three questions correctly, you still have
> one more chance to show your true abilities.
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is
> inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
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> Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles
> are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests
> whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around
> 90% of the professionals they tested got all
> questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several
> correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
> conclusively disproves the theory that most
> professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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>
> Don't cheat - read each question and answer it
> before you go on to the next question. Let me
> know how you do...
>
>
>
>
> Short Quiz ... the following quiz consists of 4
> questions and will tell you whether you are
> qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for
> each answer. The questions are NOT difficult.
>
>
>
>
>
> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
> the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests
> whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
> complicated way.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
>
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>
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>
>
>
> Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the
> elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong
> Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take
> out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the
> door. This tests your ability to think through the
> repercussions of your previous actions.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
> All the animals attend except one. Which animal does
> not attend?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
> refrigerator. You just put him in there. This
> tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer
> the first three questions correctly, you still have
> one more chance to show your true abilities.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is
> inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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>
>
> Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles
> are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests
> whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
>
>
>
>
> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around
> 90% of the professionals they tested got all
> questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several
> correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
> conclusively disproves the theory that most
> professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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