Let me introduce myself.......

The Comedian · Post by **The Comedian** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 2:44 pm

Greetings. I am a new contributer to this board. To be frank, I'm a comedian. My zanny humour has been appreciated in these parts (South Shields) for many years. My witty outlook to life has made me many friendsandadmirers. My somewhat reflective humour, which reflects on the observations I have made on life has been praised by many people. I have to admit I'm one funny guy.

I'll be posting some of my humour on these boards on the near future.

padlock man · Post by **padlock man** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:44 pm

I look forward to sampling your humour. I hope it's a little above the "say a rude word and guffaw" type.

We shall see, my good man, we shall see......

The Comedian · Post by **The Comedian** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:33 pm

Well take a seat and relax....................your sides will split(!) honest ! ! !

.....................What did the carpet say to the floor?

..................... Don't move -- I've got you covered.

padlock man · Post by **padlock man** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:34 pm

Oh Gawd...Oh Gawd............

The Comedian · Post by **The Comedian** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:37 pm

Well take a seat and relax....................your sides will split(!) honest ! ! !

............................. Does a roller coaster like its work?

............................. It has its ups and downs.

padlock man · Post by **padlock man** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:38 pm

Alright we give in. how much do you want????

The Comedian · Post by **The Comedian** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:40 pm

Well take a seat and relax....................your sides will split(!) honest ! ! !

............................What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

............................ Windshield vipers.

The Comedian · Post by **The Comedian** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:45 pm

Well take a seat and relax....................your sides will split(!) honest ! ! !

..................What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats?

..................A slurpent

jimmywizz · Post by **jimmywizz** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:57 pm

hi Comedian welcome to our madhouse

The Comedian · Post by **The Comedian** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 6:27 pm

Thank you Mr Wizz. I'm enjoying my visit on here (Honest! ! ! )

JonnyRandom · Post by **JonnyRandom** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 9:10 pm

run out of old christmas crackers then mate

Podgy Pete · Post by **Podgy Pete** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 1:33 am

Run out !
Run out !

He writes them.
PP

furball · Post by **furball** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:14 am

Yep I reckon I reckon he'll fit in just right.

padlock man · Post by **padlock man** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 12:01 pm

The Comedian :

Will you stop it!? There have been fifteen suicides in my street allready!!

The Comedian · Post by **The Comedian** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:06 am

Well take a seat and relax....................your sides will split(!) honest ! ! !

A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusually cheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later, time wounds all heels.

PURE ANGEL lol · Post by **PURE ANGEL lol** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:16 am

oi oio oi how us doin