South Shields Sanddancers Forum

I can remember Fred Brownsword and Joe Donaldson canny blokes like.

Jay, who used to wok at Glo and now works at that complex of bars where the cinema used to be in Sunderland is alright. Good laugh.

I used to know Jay quite well a few years ago, if it's the same lad he used to run a market stall selling sports clothes. Then I think he sold mobile phones.
But that's a long time ago.

Cisco

the glass spyder in scumberland has a doorman that flatly refuses to let me in no matter what.

hates me so much that he actually stopped me going in for being "too drunk" despite the fact that i had my car and hadnt had a drink of alcohol all night and had me license on me.

he's a w****r, just doesnt let me in no matter what. makes a new excuse every time !

Maybe he just don't like Idiots.>>>>>>

One doorman would'nt let me in coz I wasn't wearing a tie !

I ran back to my car a got a set of jumper leads out the back...rapped them round my neck criss crossed them and shoved the clamps down me pants, fastened me jacket and went back.

The doorman looked at me and said

"Go on then, I'll let you in.....BUT DON'T START ANYTHING".



Sorry couple of Stellas and a couple of Glenmorangies.

Well it's Original.>>>>>

...........>>>>> ..........watz all that about ...........
duz it meen.......look at me i`m cool....... the only time your cool
aLLAF iz in the thick ov winter..............

Better than looking stupid; and you look stupid all the time.
The only time you don't look stupid' is when you don't post.
Get the drift Bozo.>>>>>

>>>> well i catch on kwik ......... <<<<<

watz happnd....? u been barred from the footybawdz..........u can
team up with mr ugly and co...........2gether u shood b able
2 scheme sumthing up...............2 little women abuzerz......

......so now u r a sukker..........

make ya mind up............... >>>>>>>

The door men in shields are no different to any of them. Always tell them to have a peacful night. they just might recognise you and be gentle when they kick me out if the pub

gazza wrote:...........>>>>> ..........watz all that about ...........
duz it meen.......look at me i`m cool....... the only time your cool
aLLAF iz in the thick ov winter..............

you're witty and funny at the same time

my first fan threw her thong at the screen Jules........if only
she new........itz boxerz i wear.........

huh?? maybe I shouldn't have said anything

I knew a doorman called Billy S from down town - a really nice guy (and VERY cute) but I heard someone attacked him some years ago and he was left facially disfigured??

wat u meen huh............ i do wear boxerz.......exept wen i`m not................ just messin Jules.....keep ya
hair on will ya...........

gazza wrote:wat u meen huh............ i do wear boxerz.......exept wen i`m not................ just messin Jules.....keep ya
hair on will ya...........

yeah I'm keeping my hair on dude

it's you that's getting ya boxers in a twist..dunno how this thread went from being about doormen to undergarments

Babooshka wrote: huh?? maybe I shouldn't have said anything

I knew a doorman called Billy Sandy from down town - a really nice guy (and VERY cute) but I heard someone attacked him some years ago and he was left facially disfigured??

I saw billy sandy just yesterday
while out shopping,i think he got his bottom lip bitten off ouch !!

marrasis wrote:

Babooshka wrote: huh?? maybe I shouldn't have said anything

I knew a doorman called Billy S from down town - a really nice guy (and VERY cute) but I heard someone attacked him some years ago and he was left facially disfigured??

I saw billy just yesterday
while out shopping,i think he got his bottom lip bitten off ouch !!

no way!! isn't that a spooky coincidence. Yeah people are vile to do stuff like that - I hope the person who done that got his come uppance.