Subservient Chicken

[margy]

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Tell the chicken what to do,and he will obey.

[Scrappy]

That's funny..But kinda Eire too, like he's watching ya..

[champion.]

He didn't do what i asked it to do.........

[Scrappy]

[CJ]

Hmm. It laid a pretend egg when I asked it to make a phone call.

[Globalmyths]

He was nothing to crow about.

[sherri]

he is great. I told him to read a book and over he went to get one. Then I had him jump up and down on the couch.
And do the chicken dance.

He has been pretty well programmed.

[andysfootball]

he didn't have a shyte on the sofa

[brian c]

I told him to bug*er off but he just stood there defing me.


So its KFC time for him

[sherri]

andy, if you spell s**t as shyte, no wonder the poor chook is confused.
Mind you, he is a big boof, he looked a bit lost when i asked him to turn off the lamp or the light and he lost his temper at one stage and threw all the cushions on the floor but i made him pick them up immediately and tidy up.
You can't let a big chook defy you.