Broom Story

[StottieCake]

Two brooms were hanging in a closet and after a while
they got to know each other so well they decided to
get married.

One broom was the bride broom and the other broom
was the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress,
and the groom broom looked very handsome and suave in his
tuxedo and the wedding was lovely.


Afterwards, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom
leaned over and said to the groom broom i think I'm going
to have a little whisk broom.

THATS IMPOSSIBLE said the groom broom.












are you ready for this??














WE HAVENT EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER YET...

[Pilot]

sounds like another illegitimate birth, I suppose the details will just be swept under the carpet

[johnc10]

sounds like another illegitimate birth, I suppose the details will just be swept under the carpet

You've been reading too many of Global's posts Pilot

Good one Stottie

[Pilot]

Bloomin heck, you're right John, it must be catching, I'll just have to brush up on my computer skills and not let the dust settle or I may get swept off my feet and end up in a vacuum.

[johnc10]

To quote Jimmy in another post............... "Groan"

[Pilot]

I must try to improve
I must try to improve
I must try to improve
I must try to improve

[Globalmyths]

Well Jimmy did say he was going to make some sweeping changes to these sites And you can see they are getting cleaner by the day.