paddy on who wants to be a millionaire
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paddy on who wants to be a millionaire
paddy was on who wants to be a millionaire, had got himself to £200 when the next question came up!
Chris Tarrant says "Paddy! Who was the great train robber, Ronnie Biggs, Ronnie Corbett, Ronnie Parker or Ronnie Rosenthal"?
Paddy thinks for a minute and says "well Chris i have had a lovely time, i think i am gonna take the £200 and run"
Chris Tarrant looks suprise and says " don't be stupid paddy you have all your life lines left"
Paddy says "I might be stupid but at least i aint no bloody grass"
Chris Tarrant says "Paddy! Who was the great train robber, Ronnie Biggs, Ronnie Corbett, Ronnie Parker or Ronnie Rosenthal"?
Paddy thinks for a minute and says "well Chris i have had a lovely time, i think i am gonna take the £200 and run"
Chris Tarrant looks suprise and says " don't be stupid paddy you have all your life lines left"
Paddy says "I might be stupid but at least i aint no bloody grass"
IVE GOT A LITTLE BLACK BOOK WITH MY POEMS IN.........
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My mate reckons he's going to a convention for retired shoe repairers today.
Load of old cobblers if you ask me.
Load of old cobblers if you ask me.
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Re: paddy on who wants to be a millionaire
as he left the studio he was arrested on suspicion of rape...
at the police station, when the girl walked passed him in the line-up he shouted..... THATS HER !!!!
at the police station, when the girl walked passed him in the line-up he shouted..... THATS HER !!!!
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Both very funny. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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g0var wrote:as he left the studio he was arrested on suspicion of rape...
at the police station, when the girl walked passed him in the line-up he shouted..... THATS HER !!!!
IVE GOT A LITTLE BLACK BOOK WITH MY POEMS IN.........
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Re: paddy on who wants to be a millionaire
LOL I have already acknowledged that they both were very funny. And as I laughed at them again I thought.
Day in and out we always find a new joke posted. Some of us might have heard it before but there will be others who have not. And day in and out year after year we find new things and joke its as if there is an inexhaustable supply of humour all over the world. And it doesn't matter what country that it comes from it seems as if humour is universal it comes from countries that are at peace it comes from countries that are poor and starving, it comes from countries that are at war. Race, sport, religion, and politics can all be laughed at as we all enjoy a good laugh no matter its source or origin.
Day in and out we always find a new joke posted. Some of us might have heard it before but there will be others who have not. And day in and out year after year we find new things and joke its as if there is an inexhaustable supply of humour all over the world. And it doesn't matter what country that it comes from it seems as if humour is universal it comes from countries that are at peace it comes from countries that are poor and starving, it comes from countries that are at war. Race, sport, religion, and politics can all be laughed at as we all enjoy a good laugh no matter its source or origin.
How was a totally inorganic world able to create organic life? Answer it couldn't and didn't