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how do you tell the difference between male and female birds

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How about you choose something to discuss where you don't have to download a file.
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I like it Govar and it's easier than I thought :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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its not really a download global, its a link to a website... just a bit of fun
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You also need Powerpoint installed on your computer Govar which Global might not have
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its a pps, it should run as a free standing item, you should only need powerpoint if it was a ppp extention
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Good point Govar, I stand corrected :oops:
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I don't know what you are talking about. But I do know that a message came up wanting to know whether I wanted to down load a file either onto my hard drive or into a tempory file. I chose to do neither and left my previous message.

How about choosing a subject that you don't have to down load a file.
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Hi guys, I have same thing as Globs, when I click on it it asks if I want to save or open, not like the normal link to a web site (as per mickey's Irish d*ug dealer link).
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i saw it alright and nearly spat my glayva all over ythe screen
hahahha

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what the hell is glayva ??????????? it sounds like it should be a Scottish weapon in Robert The Bruce's time, but am presuming it's a geordie thing.


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Ha ha ha ha Classic, although I shouldn't laff... [-X :D
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global and cj, it might be that you're using ie7 (it seems to think that anything that hasnt come direct from Bill Gates must be nasty or a virus and not worth looking at..).

i think its just a case of if you dont have powerpoint, ie needs to download the file and run it from a temp location, ive never had that prob with pps files , prob because i do have powerpoint, but have had the same thing with other files...

up to you if you want to download and have a look, (its def not a virus), as everyone else who has had a look can confirm

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sless wrote:i saw it alright and nearly spat my glayva all over ythe screen
hahahha

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sless, dont you find glayva a bit sickly after a while, I find that any more than two pints and I start to feel quite queazy.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thanks g0var I accept its not a virus but with my slow speed. I am on dial up and its not worth the time and effort to download such files that are not beneficial to the day to day running of my computer.
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Global iam on dial up and dont have power point and it opens up
for me no probs just click on open now
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Hahahaha, and I always thought it was in the coloring. :lol:
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Yes got it.


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YEAH I LAUGHED ASWELL SCRAPPY , EVEN THO I DIDNT WANT TO ,AS ITS A MANS JOKE :D :D :D :D .
IM NOT SURE THIS IS THE CASE FOR ALL BIRDS , BUT I HAVE AN AFRICAN GREY PARROT , AND I KNOW YOU CAN ONLY FIND OUT THE s*x OF THE BIRD BY A VET WHO DOES IT SURGICALY... I BOUGHT MY PARROT WHEN HE WAS 6 OR 8 WEEKS OLD , AND WAS TOLD HE WAS A MALE ,, SO I CALLED HIM CHARLIE,, BUT THE TRUTH BEING IS ,HE COULD BE A CHARLINE FOR ALL I NO . :D :D :D
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I thought it was funny you can tell who is the female bird is =D> =D> :lol: :lol:
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