Bernard Manning

Jarrow Pete · Post by **Jarrow Pete** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:09 pm

Saw in the paper today one of his jokes.

He said "I am sick of these ethnics saying that they are English just because they were born here. If a dog was born in a stable, you wouldn't call it a horse, would you?"

sless · Post by **sless** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:25 pm

theres a point

baldy.smith · Post by **baldy.smith** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:32 pm

Jesus was born in a stable

Jarrow Pete · Post by **Jarrow Pete** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:37 pm

baldy.smith wrote:Jesus was born in a stable

None ever called him a horse either.
You have to admit Bernard could be very clever with his jokes.

mr-angry · Post by **mr-angry** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:52 pm

baldy.smith wrote:Jesus was born in a stable

Who was Jesus?
This fictious parasite means nothing to me.

rossinisbird · Post by **rossinisbird** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:43 pm

The real joke is that there are plenty of knuckle-dragging cretins out there who think Manning's crass material was clever.

baldy.smith · Post by **baldy.smith** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:53 pm

rossinisbird wrote:The real joke is that there are plenty of knuckle-dragging cretins out there who think Manning's crass material was clever.

I don't drag my knuckles

sless · Post by **sless** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:58 pm

rossinisbird

he made a bloody good living out of it though

rossinisbird · Post by **rossinisbird** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:58 pm

Laughing all the way to the bank!

sless · Post by **sless** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:20 pm

well his son is now
hahaha

Beachbum · Post by **Beachbum** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:49 am

rossinisbird wrote:Laughing all the way to the bank!

Funny, I thought your signature line sounded like something Bernard Manning would say.

Podgy Pete · Post by **Podgy Pete** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:19 pm

Rossinbird.
I've got relatives in Liverpool and I could find your signature at the end of your posts racist and offensive.
Good job I've got a good Liverpudlian sense of humour.
"What you call a Liverpudlian in a suit."

"The accused."

jimmywizz · Post by **jimmywizz** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:48 pm

What you call a Liverpudlian in a BMW ? carjacker

rossinisbird · Post by **rossinisbird** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:05 pm

What do you call a Liverpudlian in a white shellsuit? The bride.

champion · Post by **champion** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:24 pm

What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A burglar

g0var · Post by **g0var** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:34 pm

Souse office

Scouse Keyboard

souse mum

tone · Post by **tone** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:49 pm

champion · Post by **champion** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:17 pm

gOvar....

rossinisbird · Post by **rossinisbird** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:22 pm

LOL govar!

Ugly Betty · Post by **Ugly Betty** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:46 pm

G0var