Coffee Enema!!!!!Colonic Irrigation!!!!!Gazette Advert

Pilot · Post by **Pilot** » Sat May 26, 2007 6:30 pm

Coffee Enema
A qualified nurse gently

administers the coffee into the lower bowel

using disposable equipment

We only used qualified nurses

We have the facility to do joint or triple appointments

for partners or friends.

we use state of the art machines

Open late night Saturday and Sunday

one minute from Haymarket metro Station

Discretion and dignity guaranteed.

Colonic Irrigation
Colonic machines infuse warm water into the full length (5 feet)

of your colon. You can watch your waste matter leave your body

Most people actually enjoy the colonic experience and are pleased by the unaccustomed sensation

Pilot Comment

OMG late night opening for family and friends to enjoy after a visit to the pub!!!!!!I can just imagine it, go out on the pull, find a nice young lady and invite her for a meal, drinks and a colonic irrigation session

Ugly Betty · Post by **Ugly Betty** » Sat May 26, 2007 6:38 pm

Errrm, so that's a "no" for you then, Pilot?

Pilot · Post by **Pilot** » Sat May 26, 2007 6:41 pm

Well I can think of better ways to enjoy a Saturday evening, I quite often insert large amounts of liquid into my body on a Saturday night but its usually in the other end.

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Sat May 26, 2007 7:29 pm

I think I'll just take your word for it.

champion · Post by **champion** » Sat May 26, 2007 7:38 pm

Rather you than me.......

Pilot · Post by **Pilot** » Sat May 26, 2007 7:39 pm

Its the 5 foot rubber hose that did it for me

Ugly Betty · Post by **Ugly Betty** » Sat May 26, 2007 7:51 pm

I've heard the same, Marrasis. After learning that the average person over 40 has 5-10 lbs of undigested red meat in their colon, it seems not a half-bad idea.

Pilot · Post by **Pilot** » Sat May 26, 2007 7:54 pm

Maybe you ladies should have a get together and have a colonic irrigation party.

Ugly Betty · Post by **Ugly Betty** » Sat May 26, 2007 7:59 pm

Well, Pilot, it's not something I'd put on my social calendar but I'm not cringing at the thought of it like you fellas.

champion · Post by **champion** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:00 pm

Pilot wrote:Its the 5 foot rubber hose that did it for me

Watering the garden will never be the same again

Ugly Betty · Post by **Ugly Betty** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:02 pm

Champion

Pilot · Post by **Pilot** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:03 pm

Mmmmmm, reminds me of a funny thing that happened to me 18 years ago to do with a consultant and an endoscope but don't think I could spell it out on here. But its fair to say he showed me it and I left.

Ugly Betty · Post by **Ugly Betty** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:05 pm

You're at "that age" now, Pilot. You should get familiar with those kinds of gadgets.

northern · Post by **northern** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:06 pm

Pilot wrote:Coffee Enema
A qualified nurse gently administers the coffee into the lower bowel using disposable equipment We only used qualified nurses We have the facility to do joint or triple appointments for partners or friends. we use state of the art machines Open late night Saturday and Sunday one minute from Haymarket metro Station Discretion and dignity guaranteed.

Colonic Irrigation
Colonic machines infuse warm water into the full length (5 feet) of your colon. You can watch your waste matter leave your body Most people actually enjoy the colonic experience and are pleased by the unaccustomed sensation

Pilot Comment

OMG late night opening for family and friends to enjoy after a visit to the pub!!!!!!I can just imagine it, go out on the pull, find a nice young lady and invite her for a meal, drinks and a colonic irrigation session

Pilot · Post by **Pilot** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:07 pm

Never!!!!!Betty, when I get to that stage I'm off to visit the Grotto roof.

Pilot · Post by **Pilot** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:08 pm

maybe you are just more used to poking things up your bum than me Northern

champion · Post by **champion** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:12 pm

Pilot wrote:maybe you are just more used to poking things up your bum than me Northern

Ugly Betty · Post by **Ugly Betty** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:22 pm

Pilot wrote:Never!!!!!Betty, when I get to that stage I'm off to visit the Grotto roof.

I thought it was pride that went before a fall. Apparently it's the threat of being at the business end of an endoscope.

northern · Post by **northern** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:23 pm

Pilot wrote:maybe you are just more used to poking things up your bum than me Northern

A shame when one judges others by there own standards.

Rosie · Post by **Rosie** » Sat May 26, 2007 9:16 pm

Ugly Betty wrote:I've heard the same, Marrasis. After learning that the average person over 40 has 5-10 lbs of undigested red meat in their colon, it seems not a half-bad idea.

That lets me out, I wouldn't eat 5-10 lbs of red meat a year.

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