for the d*e hard smokers

jimmywizz · Post by **jimmywizz** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:08 pm

for all you d*e hard smokers "or d*e young" this is coming to a bar next to you

http://www.tgsindustrial.co.uk/productd ... roupid=441

about time too its a filthy habit, roll on the first of july

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:22 pm

Eventually you will only be permitted to smoke in an old telephone box on the Isle of Man. There you will be allowed to smoke one fag while being beaten by a social worker.

Jim_in_France · Post by **Jim_in_France** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:42 pm

It is similar to an idea I had, jimmy. Only mine is for the non smokers. They could all be put in large air tight containers, a bit like tupperware boxes, when they go into a pub. That way, smokers can still enjoy a fag, but non smokers dont have to breath in the smoke.

jimmywizz · Post by **jimmywizz** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:03 pm

no more smoke in my eyes, no more smoke in my hair, no more of my clothes stinking of smoke, no more cancer causing smoke in my lungs, roll on the 1st of july

smb · Post by **smb** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:13 pm

fukkkit wheres my choice on breathing in that rubbish?
but, it would be illegal if it wasnt for the tax take a look at below.
biggest killing d*ugs THIS IS PER YEAR
estimate by "drugscope"
d*ug class deaths
heroin a 842
cocaine a 176
barbituates b 14
methadone b 220
ALCOHOL LEGAL 8.000 !!!
ketamine c n/a
benzodiazepines c 190
ampehtimine c 103
TOBACCO LEGAL 120,000
cannabis c 19

NOW, ISNT IT ABOUT TIME WE LEGALISED THESE ILLEGAL SO CALLED "harmful d*ugs" ? IT WOULD STOP MOST STREET MUGGINS BURGLARIES AND KIDS BEING SHOT IN THEIR BEDS OR AT ICE RINKS AND A LOTVE OF VIOLENCE. TAX IT ,MAKE IT SAFER, AND MAKE IT MORE PURE. THE LEGAL ONES ARE THE BIGGEST KILLERS. ITS THE CUTS THAT KILL ,ITS A JOKE AND ITS 2007.

Ugly Betty · Post by **Ugly Betty** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:56 pm

Jerry wrote:Eventually you will only be permitted to smoke in an old telephone box on the Isle of Man. There you will be allowed to smoke one fag while being beaten by a social worker.

Hahahahahahahaha! No doubt, Jerry.

Globalmyths · Post by **Globalmyths** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:20 pm

What about putting smokers into those old fashioned diving suits the ones with the big brass helmet and they can walk around in them smoking.

jimmywizz · Post by **jimmywizz** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:49 pm

i think the 120000 figure wins by a mile smb

Jim_in_France · Post by **Jim_in_France** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:52 pm

These passive smokers get on my t*ts! For years they have had the pleasure of smoking, without ever paying towards it! they are like passive drinkers. they go to the pub all night, without ever buying a round!

Ugly Betty · Post by **Ugly Betty** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:30 pm

Jim

Babooshka · Post by **Babooshka** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:30 pm

jimmywizz wrote:for all you d*e hard smokers "or d*e young" this is coming to a bar next to you

http://www.tgsindustrial.co.uk/productd ... roupid=441

about time too its a filthy habit, roll on the first of july

Yes Mr Whizz it's either that little booth or my invention I've been trying to get patented for years now.

The Acme Smokers Perspex Bubble (pat pending)

Said smoker is fitted with the clear perspex headset during a smoking session (if chain smoking the headgear must remain in place for the entire day) an airtight rubber seal is fitted around the base of the dome and around the users neck so no fumes escape.
An extraction system runs from the bubble down to a cylinder which the person carries on their back, so no noxious smoke escapes into the environment and is therefore absorbed entirely by the dirty lousy stinking filthy smoker

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:59 pm

How does it work if you dont smoke ACMES?

g0var · Post by **g0var** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:01 pm

you dont need one....

..... you can get cream for the ACME

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:03 pm

Well spotted

g0var · Post by **g0var** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:08 pm

IT JUST POPPED OUT.......

g0var · Post by **g0var** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:09 pm

SO I THOUGHT I'D SQUEEZE IT IN....

Babooshka · Post by **Babooshka** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:16 pm

Never mind your bloody spots whadya think of the invention?

doesn't have to be clear perspex, for an extra few quid order a nice blue haze tint or brown opaque?

g0var · Post by **g0var** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:19 pm

its not the bloody spots we were talking about, they are a completely different thing, different treatment alltogether....

CJ · Post by CJ » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:55 am

SMB

fukkkit wheres my choice on breathing in that rubbish?
but, it would be illegal if it wasnt for the tax take a look at below.
biggest killing d*ugs THIS IS PER YEAR
estimate by "drugscope"
d*ug class deaths
heroin a 842
cocaine a 176
barbituates b 14
methadone b 220
ALCOHOL LEGAL 8.000 !!!
ketamine c n/a
benzodiazepines c 190
ampehtimine c 103
TOBACCO LEGAL 120,000
cannabis c 19

I don't think I've ever agreed with anything you said, so never bothered to reply to your posts, but I am absolutley in agreement with this one. The only thing you left out was the amount of deaths caused by drunk - driving,There were 16,694 alcohol-related fatalities in 2004, figures for 05 and 6 not yet available.

The tax raised through the sale of tobacco products continues to be a major source of revenue for the Government, contributing around £10 billion annually. This is, according to the Treasury, equivalent to almost 3 pence on the basic rate of income tax or 12 pence on the top rate of income tax.

us smokers are subsidising the rest of you, so stop your winge-ing. Which ones of you are tee total, vegetarian, non-judgemental and perfect and are so without sin that you can cast the first stone against us???

andysfootball · Post by **andysfootball** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:03 am

sid the se.xist

a non smoker

christ almighty

there's still

sensitive new age mags

on tyneside

bit like the development

of the human species really !

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