Poor sherri and danet's last hurrah !!!!

mariner · Post by **mariner** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 12:38 am

A little bird has just informed me that sherri and danet are sleeping off the effects of a MONSTER boozing and gambling session that took place in a seedy casino in one of the less attractive areas of Melbourne.... all loud noises, heavy metal music ,bright lights and spontanious crashing of pots and pans are greatly appreciated ty .

do you need a loan ladies ?

sherri · Post by **sherri** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 9:44 pm

well, mariner, you must mean the melbourne casino. LOL
Yes, it was a monster session. I think we tried out every 1cent machine there. Plus quite a few of the coffee shop stops. Nice cappuchinos there.
You will be sad to hear, mariner, that i did not win. Mind you, I was given a free $5 gaming card and it still has 40 cents on it, so i guess i will have to go back, won't I!!
ps the strangest sight was watching all the people walking around with new fishing rods. Imean..at a casino?

Post by **danet** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:44 am

LOL!!....Mariner.....I just discovered this post of yours.....as I am discovering this whole new notice-board I suppose.....

Now.....as for our fab Melbourne Crown casino......youse is just jealous coz ours is big bright colourful expansive and crowded. It would make Las Vegas real proud.
Do you know how hard it is to get your preferred one cent poker machine?
I like the one centers coz you can at least lose your money more slowly.
Just ask Sherri..........

mariner · Post by **mariner** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:02 am

Is this true sherri ?? you guys had to mortgage the house and sell the kids ??

hmmmm you know, i would rented them out as slave labour and used to proceeds to pay the bank

sherri · Post by **sherri** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:38 pm

mariner, sadly, I don't think anyone would rent out my kids. Not if it is WORK they are hoping to get done. LOL
Just ask danet. When we left my place in the morning, empty sink. Got home in the wee small hours, sink of assorted dishes-could almost excavate down and see what they had for dinner. With the sad loss of their mum for the night (no cook, you see) it looked like re heated spaghetti , followed by breakfast cereal. ROFL
You sure you want to rent them next time? You could use them as statues. they sit very still and watch Tv for hours. Just prop them in a corner and you won't need a new vase etc