Conversations on planes

[Pilot]

My daughter and grand daughter flew up to Newcastle from Heathrow recently, my grand daughter had been watching a programme on nits, she is 4 years oid, as the plane stood on the runway ready for take off my grand daughter shouted have you got nits mun ? Then as the plane started to gather speed she shouted I love this bit it will go boom soon. I hope there was no nervous fliers onboard.

[siam sam]

Anyhow Pilot,you never did answer my question ! the answer was one navigates while the other aviates.

Good heavens, a flicker of life on the site, I had almost given up looking. It was beginning to look like the Marie Celeste.

It was the Mary Celeste, and the story was on t.v. last night.

[ralph]

Anyhow Pilot,you never did answer my question ! the answer was one navigates while the other aviates.

Good heavens, a flicker of life on the site, I had almost given up looking. It was beginning to look like the Marie Celeste.

It was the Mary Celeste, and the story was on t.v. last night.

Mary Celeste (/səˈlɛst/; often misreported as Marie Celeste) You are right Sam, I had only ever seen it as Marie.

[Aud]

is Pilot still around ? Or has he left this ship too ?

[champion.]

He pops up every now and then