Innapropriate Personal Messages on Valentines Day
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Innapropriate Personal Messages on Valentines Day
Look I'm a little bit flattered but please girls no more personal massages.
Anna I'm allergic to leather.
Sherri I hate whipped cream.
Danet I can't stand the smell of burning rubber.
Delilah I wouldn't want to give you a heart attack.
Phil sorry but I don't do the chocolate char char.
Party Girl I would love to but I am a bit scared of suffocation!
Anna I'm allergic to leather.
Sherri I hate whipped cream.
Danet I can't stand the smell of burning rubber.
Delilah I wouldn't want to give you a heart attack.
Phil sorry but I don't do the chocolate char char.
Party Girl I would love to but I am a bit scared of suffocation!
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you idiot... 

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it's not rocket surgery...
it's not rocket surgery...

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no need to get nasty just because i knocked your feather duster back
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How was a totally inorganic world able to create organic life? Answer it couldn't and didn't
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With all those allergies you better just give yourself an enema
so you can get some relief
so you can get some relief

Nappies & Politicians should be changed often. Both for the same reason.
I don't have an attitude I have a personality you can't handle.
I don't have an attitude I have a personality you can't handle.
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there's no way
i'm dating phil
i'm dating phil
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also
i did say i was only a bit scared of suffocation
as long as i got cpr afterwards
i could probably cope with it
i did say i was only a bit scared of suffocation
as long as i got cpr afterwards
i could probably cope with it
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andysfootball wrote:Look I'm a little bit flattered but please girls no more personal massages.
Delilah I wouldn't want to give you a heart attack.
I think you would be the one most at risk
