Innapropriate Personal Messages on Valentines Day

[andysfootball]

Look I'm a little bit flattered but please girls no more personal massages.

Anna I'm allergic to leather.
Sherri I hate whipped cream.
Danet I can't stand the smell of burning rubber.
Delilah I wouldn't want to give you a heart attack.
Phil sorry but I don't do the chocolate char char.
Party Girl I would love to but I am a bit scared of suffocation!

[Blue...]

you idiot...

[andysfootball]

no need to get nasty just because i knocked your feather duster back

[PartyGirl]

[Globalmyths]

[gnads]

With all those allergies you better just give yourself an enema

so you can get some relief

[andysfootball]

there's no way

i'm dating phil

[andysfootball]

also

i did say i was only a bit scared of suffocation

as long as i got cpr afterwards

i could probably cope with it

[Delilahcat]

Look I'm a little bit flattered but please girls no more personal massages.

Delilah I wouldn't want to give you a heart attack.

I think you would be the one most at risk