Innapropriate Personal Messages on Valentines Day

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Innapropriate Personal Messages on Valentines Day

Post by andysfootball » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:39 pm

Look I'm a little bit flattered but please girls no more personal massages.

Anna I'm allergic to leather.
Sherri I hate whipped cream.
Danet I can't stand the smell of burning rubber.
Delilah I wouldn't want to give you a heart attack.
Phil sorry but I don't do the chocolate char char.
Party Girl I would love to but I am a bit scared of suffocation!
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Re: Innapropriate Personal Messages on Valentines Day

Post by Blue... » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:48 pm

you idiot... :lol:
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Re: Innapropriate Personal Messages on Valentines Day

Post by andysfootball » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:00 pm

no need to get nasty just because i knocked your feather duster back
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Post by PartyGirl » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:41 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Globalmyths » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:17 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Innapropriate Personal Messages on Valentines Day

Post by gnads » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:29 am

With all those allergies you better just give yourself an enema

so you can get some relief :P
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Re: Innapropriate Personal Messages on Valentines Day

Post by andysfootball » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:27 pm

there's no way

i'm dating phil
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Re: Innapropriate Personal Messages on Valentines Day

Post by andysfootball » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:30 pm

also

i did say i was only a bit scared of suffocation

as long as i got cpr afterwards

i could probably cope with it
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Re: Innapropriate Personal Messages on Valentines Day

Post by Delilahcat » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:05 pm

andysfootball wrote:Look I'm a little bit flattered but please girls no more personal massages.

Delilah I wouldn't want to give you a heart attack.

I think you would be the one most at risk :^o

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