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aliiiiiiice aliiiiiiiice who the fu... i mean... how old is alice?
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Same here infected i could clear a pub in 30 seconds with my singing. :D
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but u know what? I thoroughly enjoy it :) so i do it anyways. Doesnt matter if the pub runs away I'll carry on singin. *reminisces about the time we all sang bohemian rhapsody at felling social club* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Infected you should know never to ask a woman her age. :wink:
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thats true I do know that but I'm so tactless and blunt sometimes silly me!!! :S I'll try nd remember from now on not to ask women their ages.

So how old are you then?
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Hmmmmmmm have to let u guess that one if you get it right i will tell you. :D
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haha ok. I'll say 21.
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Wish i was again but you are Wrong, needs to be higher quite a bit higher. :D
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fifty? * winces and waits for slap* of course i have nothing to go on...
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Slapppppp hope that hurt, younger than that but more than 30. :)
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sing a song, that will be fun....
lets see,

as i was sitting in my chair the thought of....................
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the thought of summer on its way??...
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with sunshine beaming down on us and jakey driving his big bus................
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Straight into a lampost "doh" said Jakey
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I don't care said jakey i will buy a new one with all my money.............
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Even if I have to sell my virus free computer to do it. That is.....
"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."

"We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell."

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i had a virus today. Brainbotspyblind or something. I got rid of it i think. Anyone else had that? whats it do? im scared.
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Unless i can sweetheart my lovely rich wife into....................
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Going down on....
"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."

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the swanee------
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STUPID YOU ARE.................

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