Choose your fate...

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:00 pm

If I want to summon the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse by saying----^*"----followed by another---- ^*"----then I shalldo----and dark forces shall cover the earth and everybody will be in deep s**t and your beer will go flat, the curry will be cold, sid james park and the stadium of s**te will sink into the swamp from which they came and the busses will run to time-----so beware-----do not meddle

Infectedmushroom · Post by **Infectedmushroom** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:30 pm

What a load of codswallop, actually:

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So there.

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:02 pm

infected---you're starting to ramble again-----it's quite simple----it's E=MC2------you should have known that-----it's not exactly rocket science

Infectedmushroom · Post by **Infectedmushroom** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:48 pm

yes i know i do tend to excessify (is that a word?) my vocabulary when I feel heartily about something.

Try this one on for size instead then.

1/0=(insert mobius here)

stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

(metaphor for : put it in your calulator and see what the answer is)

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:48 pm

I don't smoke------not that I've got anything against anybody who does--------I'm not a born again non smoker so you can stik it in your mobius-----because I believe the answer is 999999999999--------so be afraid------be VERY afraid

Infectedmushroom · Post by **Infectedmushroom** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:06 pm

the answer is not 999999999999 or 9 written 13 times then having one deleted. Your full of tripe. PPPPLPLPLPL.

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:18 pm

I'm not full of tripe-----I've never eaten it in my life

-------which just shows how little you know---------come in No. 999999999999 your numbers up.

Infectedmushroom · Post by **Infectedmushroom** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:44 pm

yes but u dont have to EAT tripe to be full of it. MAYBES u could have just had it inserted by yur parents. mammy bear and papa bear.

when u were little.

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 4:45 pm

Listen Goldielocks-----I was never little----Iwas born old and synical

Infectedmushroom · Post by **Infectedmushroom** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:38 pm

how can u be born cynical, I thought cynicism was borne from the inner child dying, dereft of any fuel from the newly realised concept of the sucky world.

orrrrr wotteva.

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:14 pm

orrrrr wotteva is nearer the mark cos when your born you look around and think----bu***r me

----9 months hanging about waiting for this---was it worth it.

Infectedmushroom · Post by **Infectedmushroom** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:13 pm

no u dont, u dont even think in words, u think in gurgling sounds, so to be accurate u think: bliggl gaaa wee boing chapow kung huuuu.

(please go high on the wee and the huuuu).

But anyways, doesnt mean ur born cynical, the split second before u see anything in the world u cant have looked at the world, therfore u cant be disappointed with anything therfore u cant be cynical.

weeeeee kung huuuu boing chapow bliggl gaaa (this time raising the voice on huuuu and the "pow" of "chapow", maybes gaaa if u feel like it)

MC_Trilo_G · Post by **MC_Trilo_G** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:30 pm

you're both wrong, when you're born you think 'AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!' etc...

brian c · Post by **brian c** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:23 pm

infected-----you really are a pain--------a huuuu is a sort of helicopter used in vietnam and I think you are getting confused with the saying "wot kung fue that" and the only time anyone thinks in gurgling sounds is when their downing a pint or eight but only eight because if they have nine all hell breaks loose and the clouds will darken the sky.

Infectedmushroom · Post by **Infectedmushroom** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:53 pm

oh well I'm not in an argumentative fellow and I can't be bothered so lets just froget about the whole thing.

I'm bored of this conversation, I have it too often.

Globalmyths · Post by **Globalmyths** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:03 pm

This poll was closed as it was fated to do so according to its stars.

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