THE REAL REASON FOR THE Mc Cartneys divorce.

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THE REAL REASON FOR THE Mc Cartneys divorce.

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I thought i'd posted this before but can't see any sign of it.


The real reason that Heather and Paul McCartney are divorcing is that.

One Xmas he gave her a false leg as a present.

She said "Is this my main present?"

And he said "No. It's just a stocking filler."

The rest is history.
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:lol: :lol: =D> =D> :lol: :lol:
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HEHEHE,GOOD ONE!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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=D> =D> =D>

Good one Mem :D :D :D
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Good one. :D :D :D =D> =D> =D>
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She just couldnt wait to spend the money.............

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Ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one...

Nice to see ya on the boards memor :wink:
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Scrappy....his post was in January ... :D :P :D
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Australia is 12,000 miles away Anna
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:D :D :D
Ive done it myself ,,,many a time ... :wink:
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By the way why arn't you at work today? :?
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im not welly well Brian ...... :(
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arr bless you saying bless.... :wink: :D
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Scrappy wrote:Ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one...

Nice to see ya on the boards memor :wink:

AAAWWWWWWPPPP :oops: :oops:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:

Im gonna look next time lol :lol:
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Good one :lol: :lol: :lol:

And yes I am late, But a good poster like me can't be posting everywhere at once. But by crikey I give it a good try.
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