WANTED A S EXY GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE ME

[Globalmyths]

Is there a sexy overweight balding lame old age female pensioner out there, anywhere who is wanting to have a good time with an old overweight balding lame old age pensioner.

They say that we tend to attract people a lot like ourselves and by being honest I hope to counteract that belief. And score me a sexy young thing at least half my age. A sort of reverse psychology.

[champion.]

Is there a sexy overweight balding lame old age female pensioner out there, anywhere who is wanting to have a good time with an old overweight balding lame old age pensioner.

Global, let Jake find his own women....

[anna]

[Globalmyths]

Yes some people should chase up his own liver birds but by their own admission they do shout at them and verbally abuse them. So I wonder if we could adapt an old chastity belt that could fit around their mouth which would physically prevent any oral abuse emanating from their lips.

[Scrappy]

Had any takers GM..

[Globalmyths]

No they all took one look at me and they all said similar things. You know like. Take one step closer you dirty disgusting old pervert and I will scream. Its true officer I honestly did forget to put my pants on this morning.