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We have a huge council house in our street :

The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of
fierce
dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number
plate,
but the police still do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist
comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son
and his
son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone once
thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
nightclubs.

The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of
control...Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
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:?: was it you or someone else who posted the same thing not that long ago :?:
How was a totally inorganic world able to create organic life? Answer it couldn't and didn't

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was not me,I checked the board for the last 6 weeks or so,and could not find it
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Sorry my question was not designed to detract from the quality of your joke, because I do think it is very funny and yet on close examination there is more truth in it than any tabloid that ever comes out of Fleet Street..
How was a totally inorganic world able to create organic life? Answer it couldn't and didn't

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And just think.. they are living on taxpayer subsidised benefits, too.
Someone should check out whether they told a few lies on the means test. :wink: :lol:

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Parasites!
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Oh, Shithouse Britain and all that...
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They have had it too good, for too long a time IMO :evil:

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LOL.... as i was reading i already had plans of baiting their dogs and slashing their car tyres!!!! sheese
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it's not rocket surgery... :5dunce:

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The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of
fierce
dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number
plate,
but the police still do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist
comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son
and his
son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone once
thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
nightclubs.

The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of
control...Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?

Ha Ha ha..Sounds like this forum... :lol: :lol: :P :P :wink: :wink:

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