Oy oy oy I unemployed

[memor]

I unemployed. again.
Things looking bloomin bleak for xmas.
Sylvano (head of Slovenian Mafia) he offer me job
as Travel Agent in his shop.
He making lots of money sellling holidays to Persia.
People not know till they get there that it really Iraq.
Sylvano market them as adventure holidays. Some adventure.
Myrna and children putting lots of pressure on me to accept.
Bestest Regards
Memor

[jimmywizz]

what a sad story and just before xmas to lol we might have to start up a collection for you memor

[Jake]

Memor,your old job as bus driver is still vacant.

[sherri]

memor-take on jake's run for a while. He is going to be away, running Pres. Bush and his party around.
Best of luck in your job search.

[eve]

Oh dear poor Memor.
There's a garage at the top of King George road looking for a part-time forecourt cleaner, this might get you over Xmas.
Those poor children will be looking for presents afterall.
If you decide to have a whip round Jimmy, I will be one of the first to contribute.

[memor]

You all very kind. I not go back to driving buses cause of big Betsy.(200lb's)
I probably go back to delivering Pizza's.
I been going to night school learning navigation.
Teacher say to me "What boat you got?"
I say I not got boat. I hate water get very sea sick.
He ask "what you want to learn about naval navigation ?"
I tell him. I just want to learn how not to get lost delivering Pizza.
He look very puzzily.
Bestest Regards
Memor

[memor]

Oy oy oy so sorry it look like I stuttery

[RandomGoth]

dont worry and have a hug
Meh personaly i dont know what its like to be employed im still in full time education
yours in randomness!
RG

[average len]

Hi again Memor. Unemployed, don't talk about it. Same with me, and a lousy xmas to look forward to.

god, it's so good to be alive!!!

[annie]

Memor, wrap yourselves up in a box and come over to the USA, they need LOADS of delivery men over here for Pizza's.

Traveling in a box can't be any worse than Air France, I will rent you a storage unit to live in (climate controlled of course) they are only $55 per month, but I will wangle it so it gets paid every month for you.

Hugs for Memor, those bairns will be looking for toys !!!!
Annie

[memor]

Annie. Thank you for invite I like to go but Myrna say no. She say it bad enough me getting lost here but America very big.
I might head north instead of south and end up delivering pizza to Eskimo.
Gregor he say at least it will be frozen and fresh. Last pizza I deliver was four days old.
Huh everyone is critic.
Bestest Regards
Memor