SERIOUS ALLEGATIONZ............................

gazza · Post by **gazza** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:56 pm

..........THAT ALLAN IZZA.....................MAN........

allan · Post by **allan** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 8:19 am

How would you know gazza, you aint been there yet, your not likely to either' your stuck in a time warp, it’s between your ears.
Cherry I am now certain you’re a woman, your too effeminate to be a bloke, I reckon you’re an asylum seeker, wanting a place in Shields, just what we need another working girl, never mind there’s hope for gazza yet, Do you do private sessions Cherry, it’s just I know a group of bickers, Nah they like proper women.>>>>>>>>

gazza · Post by **gazza** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 5:38 pm

....and shu`z got 4 kidz............. plus a littul help with thu owld rent..

memor · Post by **memor** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 11:16 pm

Any peoples that have love affair for vegetables (Leaks) is OK in my book.
You got to have lived in SS to appreciate it.
And once you have lived there you appreciate leaving there much more.
Last time I visit I amazed they have wine bar (complete with Wino)
It really very cosmopolitain. They all wear trendy string vests (unisex) all year round.
I only joking it real nice place to fondly remember .

Then you remember where you are and are so grateful you not in Shields.
Memor

Post by **hellraiser** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:38 pm

>>>>>>>>>>...BITCHY...<<<<<<<<<<

allan · Post by **allan** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:42 pm

<<<<<<<<<<Catching aint it.>>>>>>>>>>>

average len · Post by **average len** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:25 pm

GAZZA:

Och aye the noo...ooh arr me dearie-oh...ee bah gum...up King Bullie...hello boyo...right there wack...good show old boy...'ello me old c**k sparra....

average len · Post by **average len** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:19 pm

Spodge; I've never studied such matters, but I wouldn't be at all surprised to find that, yes I do have an average p*nis. Since average simply means standard, normal, I fail to see why you should consider this to be some kind of peculiarity.
Why? What've you got - an ABNORMAL dick?

padlock man · Post by **padlock man** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:28 pm

Nice one len!
(And there's nothing wrong with being average, mate; it's the abnormals you've got to watch!)

average len · Post by **average len** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:36 pm

I didn't trust the avatar - it might have been a bloke with some peculiar habits! (And there's been some disputes on these boards about who's what)

Anyway, I'll re-phrase it: Why? What do you think we should have - an ABNORMAL d*ck?

average len · Post by **average len** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:28 pm

Spodge; didn't mean to insult you re gender. I didn't take much notice of the avatar; after all, Cherry Ph. has a cat, and I don't think Cherry is a real feline that miaows and wants to sit on your lap. (At least, I hope not!!)

So no offence intended.

BTW, I style myself Average Len because my name is Len, and I consider myself to be just average.

JonnyRandom · Post by **JonnyRandom** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:50 pm

if you are an average bloke then it says a lot for the rest of britain. are we a nation of clueless pricks?

average len · Post by **average len** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 10:04 am

JonnyRandom

Your question: "if you are an average bloke then it says a lot for the rest of britain. are we a nation of clueless pricks?"

I don't think so, but apparently Geoneil does.