THE ENZYMES UPDATE

davebarnes · Post by **davebarnes** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:17 pm

A particularly poignant point there.........

Indeed at an early stage of my pre-pubescent period, I was indeed embarking on a ground-breaking empirical career as a concert violinist.......

Music impresarios marvelled at near perfect renditions of 'Little Brown Jug' and 'London's Burning'...........Classical fanatics swooned and wept with joy when they encountered the dulcet tones of 'Twinkle Twinkle little star' when....

BANG...............Along comes puberty and porn and I had to trade it all in for a ****ing big Bass Case............

Ah well......Classical's loss is the publics' gain.......

Get yourselves along to the Office on the 7th and marvel at my large stash of porn!!!!!!!!!!!!

sm_jazzer · Post by **sm_jazzer** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:26 pm

gazza · Post by **gazza** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:25 pm

hmmf.......not sure bowt mustang sally but, i no they are wordz freakwently yoozed by marc thu swallow almond..................woahhhh

anyway, carm down you lot, 4-get cases....just hoy it roond ya nek.....

thu guitar az well.......

chrisshieber · Post by **chrisshieber** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:15 pm

Obviously I don't want to go into too many details songwise but I will go as far as to say that we have quite a wide variety - from rock to punk via pop - with a few surprises hoyed in along the way, all played in our own (developing) style.

We have only had 30 hours rehearsal time from formation to gig, so the sets aren't going to be quite as polished as we would have liked, but we are hoping to put smiles on faces for all the right reasons.

If you're coming - give us a chance. If you stick around I'm sure it will be worth it.

davebarnes · Post by **davebarnes** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:51 am

If anyone finds out, could they please let me know......

The rest of the band are keeping the set a secret from me at the moment!!!

I like cake..............

chrisshieber · Post by **chrisshieber** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:08 pm

If anyone is interested, we have started a band forum on Yahoo Groups.
It's by invitation only so if you wanna get in on the act, e-mail a member of the band and we can send you an invite.

Mine is [email protected].

chrisshieber · Post by **chrisshieber** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:53 pm

Comeon - joinin - ya bastads

davebarnes · Post by **davebarnes** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:14 am

What songs R U lot going 2 B playing then

Check out our website and band forum for some tantalising tips and horrendous hints to the set-list!!!!

BTW if you see any of the band, tell them I'm sorry and can I have my fish back now?

graham · Post by **graham** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:27 pm

here are some cryptic clues to some of our songs

mr stevens needs to do some repairs to an aged dwelling???

my footware and its reason for being ???

dont be naughty jonothan ?????

im scared of heights me ???

that is an extremely warm specimen ????

first person to guess the lot wins a lovely tin of spam mmmmm

or a cake if your thebass player

heston · Post by **heston** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:29 am

graham wrote:here are some cryptic clues to some of our songs

mr stevens needs to do some repairs to an aged dwelling???

my footware and its reason for being ???

dont be naughty jonothan ?????

im scared of heights me ???

that is an extremely warm specimen ????

first person to guess the lot wins a lovely tin of spam mmmmm

or a cake if your thebass player

This Ol' House - Shakin' Stevens
These Boots Are Made For Walking - Nancy Sinatra
Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry
Vertigo - U2
Burnin' hunk of love - Elvis

Where do I collect me Pek?

graham · Post by **graham** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:52 pm

heston you done good but no spam just yet

saw yous at the ampitheater well done
come on everybody do the babylon shim sham

spodge you done bad but you might get some spam for giving us new song ideas thank you

so come on there is still a luvely tin of mashed up skin and stuff (spam)
up for grabs to the first clever bug*er to get these right

mr stevens needs to do some repairs to an aged dwelling???

my footware and its reason for being ???

dont be naughty jonothan ?????

im scared of heights me ???

that is an extremely warm specimen ????

SPAM ITS THE BOLLOCKS

davebarnes · Post by **davebarnes** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:46 pm

Sweet dreams my LA Ex............Rachel Stevens
Walking back to Happiness.........Helen Shapiro
Anything at all by......................Jonathan King
I'm on the top of the world.........Carpenters
Stool-Pigeon.............................Kid Creole and the Coconuts

Anywhere close...???

Come on guys....it's getting close now....Pleeeeeeeeease tell me what songs we're going to do!!!!!

Or at least what key they'll be in!!

sm_jazzer · Post by **sm_jazzer** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:09 pm

gazza · Post by **gazza** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:03 am

Bry adamz..........summer ov 69

if not for you...........dylan

sultanz ov swing............dire straitz

polythene pam..................thu beatlez

are lipz are sealed........fun boy 3

gazza · Post by **gazza** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:42 pm

...She came in thru thu bathroom window...........{it waz on thu top floor}.............lol......

chrisshieber · Post by **chrisshieber** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:42 pm

Hahahahahah - This is good stuff!

One day all the spam in the world will be mine.

chrisshieber · Post by **chrisshieber** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:02 am

It is true that both these (rather damn good) bands are playing tonight at the Office. Upstairs. For a fee.

However, The Enzymes (rather damn goodish) will be strutting their stuff on the downstairs stage. Downstairs. Free of charge. And we're giving stuff away.

If you are a supporter of either Powerage or Damaged Inc, then please go and support them.

If you are not, or simply don't want to pay for your Friday night live music, then PLEASE - come and see us.

davebarnes · Post by **davebarnes** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:14 pm

In other words..........."ROLL UP, ALL YOU CHEAPSKATES DOWNSTAIRS" It may well be packed out!! Good luck.

If any of you really prefer to pay for your entertainment.....I won't object to you slipping five pound notes down my pants!!!

Bring your dancing shoes and your drinking head!!

See you all tonight!!!!!!!

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Lots of love....The ENZYMES

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