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Did They Really Say These Things

Post by Scrappy » Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:15 am

Sports Quotes: :lol:


This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.
by Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
by Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
by Dizzy Dean (explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series)

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
by Greg Norman

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
Doug Collins, basketball commentator

Half this game is ninety percent mental.
by Danny Ozark Philadelphia Phillies manager

Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
by David Coleman

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
by Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.
by Alan Minter

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball.
by John Francombe

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
by Terry Venables

For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all- yellow strip.
by John Motson

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
by David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics
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did they say that

Post by Globalmyths » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:46 pm

LOL. How true the expression ("Make sure your brain is engaged before opening mouth)". Is well and truly epitomized in your list of verbal gaffs which I enjoyed reading.

I notice scrappy that you have also included the following sayings after each of you recent posts.

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home".

I found that truth rather intriguing because it is very similar to the following truth.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that will take another animal species and make a pet out of it.

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Post by brian c » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:55 pm

Human beings are also the only species that kills for fun.
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Post by andysfootball » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:43 pm

human beings are also

the only creatures

that pick their noses

whilst driving

but for gods sake

don't tell the monkeys

otherwise we will be

right back

where we started
STAY CALM AND SANDDANCE ON

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Post by kassandrah » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:04 pm

That's almost humorous "mr stewart"............ heheheh :o

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Post by curly » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:38 pm

"Ian Botham crouches, hands betwen his legs, waiting for a little tickle in the gully" - Brian Johnson (who else?)

"You can see Steve Cram, just out of picture, coming around the final bend to make his strike for the lead" - David Coleman

"The lad has no left foot at all, what is he doing playing on that wing? - "Big" Ron Atkinson

"You can palpably hear the silence in the Crucible" - "Whispering" Ted Lowe

"Waqar and Wasim denied that they had interfered with their balls" - Jonathan Agnew (TMS)

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Post by brian c » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:20 pm

"The batsmans Holding the bowlers Willie"


I think Brian Johnston.
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Post by curly » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:47 pm

Johnners - God Bless his soul!! :D :D :D

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Post by sherri » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:50 pm

what! Dave, are you another baby baldy, then? :lol:

baldy.smith

Post by baldy.smith » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:04 am

He is another alleged offspring of mine Sherri, I remember raising him but can I hell remember being at the conception. I have told both of my sprogs that if they step out of line I will post some embarrasing photos of them on this site. :wink:

:lol: 8)

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Post by curly » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:41 pm

Just wondering............should I rename this board Curly's Kindergarden?

Welcome Blue Dave, just kidding!

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Post by baldy.smith » Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:23 pm

Hardly Kindergarden Curly; with one aged 32 the other 37. I know their ages but can never remember their birthdays :lol: :lol: :lol:

Also have one aged 43 but luckily for me is not on the internet.


8)

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Post by baldy.smith » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:12 am

:lol: No flies on me boyoh. :wink:

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Post by brian c » Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:55 pm

Ah Ha----so he wears a kilt then. :shock:
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Post by baldy.smith » Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:32 pm

A mini kilt at that!!

dangly bits well below the hem line :oops:

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Post by brian c » Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:03 pm

"AHHHHH"


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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