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Post by Pilot » Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:24 pm

We got a phone call from our travel company the other day advising us that they are building a new hotel close to the one we go to in Tenerife, they said there was some noise from the building work. We already knew because we keep in touch with the hotels web site. Anyway they offered us a choice of other hotels but we decided to stick to the one we usually visit. Going back on the web, a few people were saying they were offered a £140 reduction for remaining in the hotel rather than change. So being a bit miffed at not getting this offer we phoned the company, they assured us they had not offered anyone a reduction and it turned out to be a hoax, once one person posted they had got this reduction others piled in with even greater reductions winding people up. I guess some people just cant resist a wind up. :wink:
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Re: Wind ups

Post by sherri » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:45 pm

Pity it wasn't true, although 140 pound would be a huge reduction.

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Re: Wind ups

Post by gnads » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:37 pm

A 140 quid reduction is a little unrealistic

but Pilot you went for it though like a true pensioner :P :P
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Re: Wind ups

Post by memor » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:10 am

Where do you stay in Tenerife / Los Christianos or Americas........ Years ago we stayed in Americas at the Conquistador. in JANUARY . I couldn't understand why we were all walking round in t shirts and shorts and all the locals were in Anoraks woolly hats and scarves. 25 Centigrade is too cold for them it's their winter. We were sweltering.
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Re: Wind ups

Post by Pilot » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:10 am

Costa Adeje nearest large town is Los Christianos this will be our 5th year were we spent a week there in January the temps are not hot but 21 to 23 C is a lot better than Shields.
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Post by whip » Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:19 pm

Love a good wind up.

Unfortunately some folk are just miserable gits.
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Re: Wind ups

Post by max Headroom » Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:09 am

sherri wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:45 pm
Pity it wasn't true, although 140 pound would be a huge reduction.
In your case you would need a 200lb reduction, I here stomach banding works marvels, you be able to put water in the bath.
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Post by sherri » Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:30 am

200lb indeed. Max, get with the times, we've been using metric for nearly 50 years.

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Post by max Headroom » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:26 am

sherri wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:30 am
200lb indeed. Max, get with the times, we've been using metric for nearly 50 years.
Actualy about 3 weeks short of 52 yrs.
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Re: Wind ups

Post by niagraa » Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:45 am

max Headroom wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:26 am
sherri wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:30 am
200lb indeed. Max, get with the times, we've been using metric for nearly 50 years.
Actualy about 3 weeks short of 52 yrs.
ya got the date for the money system mixed up with the metric system there max, 14th of feb 66 was for money, metric came to the aussie public in the 70's, cant find a date or even exact year for it, but wiki reckons our industries started metric in 68 and the pharmaceutical industry went metric in 65, might have to look at some idiot government site to find a date on metric i spose.

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Re: Wind ups

Post by max Headroom » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:02 am

niagraa wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:45 am
max Headroom wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:26 am
sherri wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:30 am
200lb indeed. Max, get with the times, we've been using metric for nearly 50 years.
Actualy about 3 weeks short of 52 yrs.
ya got the date for the money system mixed up with the metric system there max, 14th of feb 66 was for money, metric came to the aussie public in the 70's, cant find a date or even exact year for it, but wiki reckons our industries started metric in 68 and the pharmaceutical industry went metric in 65, might have to look at some idiot government site to find a date on metric i spose.
Got me on a technicality, lol.
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Re: Wind ups

Post by niagraa » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:34 am

max Headroom wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:02 am

Got me on a technicality, lol.
i only checked it cos i couldn't remember if metric was the same year as the money change, but never mind, it makes no difference to that 200 pounds sherri needs to lose :)

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Re: Wind ups

Post by sherri » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:50 am

niagraa wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:34 am
max Headroom wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:02 am

Got me on a technicality, lol.
i only checked it cos i couldn't remember if metric was the same year as the money change, but never mind, it makes no difference to that 200 pounds sherri needs to lose :)
Nah, I'm not letting it worry me. It's nowhere near as much as 200 once it's in kgs. :D
As for fitting in the bath, no need-what does my little dopp think I have an outdoor pool for!? :lol: :wink:

PS Decimal currency = 14 Feb 1966
Metric measurement introduced 1974

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Re: Wind ups

Post by niagraa » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:43 am

sherri wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:50 am

Nah, I'm not letting it worry me. It's nowhere near as much as 200 once it's in kgs. :D
As for fitting in the bath, no need-what does my little dopp think I have an outdoor pool for!? :lol: :wink:

PS Decimal currency = 14 Feb 1966
Metric measurement introduced 1974
200 lbs is around 90.7 kilo, you'll need a smaller babushka.

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Re: Wind ups

Post by andysfootball » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:28 am

can I have my two bobs worth

I mean five cents worth?
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Re: Wind ups

Post by niagraa » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:59 am

andysfootball wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:28 am
can I have my two bobs worth

I mean five cents worth?
wish i'd met you in 1966, i could have made a killing exchanging money with you :)

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Re: Wind ups

Post by whip » Sun Feb 04, 2018 5:18 pm

Done a brilliant wind up today.

2 hrs in they was still scratching their heads.

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Re: Wind ups

Post by champion. » Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:01 am

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