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Royal Engagement

Post by gnads » Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:13 am

Prince Harry has made a statement that there will be no fruit cake at his wedding.

Prince Phillip has come out and said, "Stuff him I'm going anyway!"
Nappies & Politicians should be changed often. Both for the same reason.
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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by niagraa » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:34 am

gnads wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:13 am
Prince Harry has made a statement that there will be no fruit cake at his wedding.

Prince Phillip has come out and said, "Stuff him I'm going anyway!"
remember when Charlie married horse face Camilla ?

I reckon the honeymoon would have looked like a ferengi from star trek was screwing pharlap..

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by whip » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:14 pm

Most folk has Camilla wrong.

I reckon she would be a good laugh to take out on the grog for a right P*ss up.

Tally Ho lad's, let's get riding ? :D
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Post by ralph » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:15 pm

whip wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:14 pm
Most folk has Camilla wrong.

I reckon she would be a good laugh to take out on the grog for a right P*ss up.

Tally Ho lad's, let's get riding ? :D
I found her to be a nice friendly woman without the least pretension.

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by andysfootball » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:42 pm

let the savages in the dominions have their bit of fun ralph

their idea of class is shopping with shoes on!
STAY CALM AND SANDDANCE ON

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by niagraa » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:33 am

andysfootball wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:42 pm
let the savages in the dominions have their bit of fun ralph

their idea of class is shopping with shoes on!
mate, i'm so classy that I even get out of the bathtub to have a leak, I bet you poms don't do that.

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by niagraa » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:36 am

whip wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:14 pm
Most folk has Camilla wrong.

I reckon she would be a good laugh to take out on the grog for a right P*ss up.

Tally Ho lad's, let's get riding ? :D
she can't be too bloody bright mate, look at the w****r she married.

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by sherri » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:36 am

andysfootball wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:42 pm
let the savages in the dominions have their bit of fun ralph

their idea of class is shopping with shoes on!
Thongs are good enough for anyone. :D

As for Camilla, I've always thought it was a bit rugged she is judged so much on her looks. She looks like just about any other woman of close to 70-probably as good as most, way better than some. What matters is what type of person she is.

Why must the royal family marry only model material? It is not as if Charles himself was ever a male model. As long as he and Camilla are happy together, that's the main thing.

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by niagraa » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:38 am

ralph wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:15 pm

I found her to be a nice friendly woman without the least pretension.
mate, your name describes peoples reactions when they see her face.

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by niagraa » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:44 am

sherri wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:36 am
andysfootball wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:42 pm
let the savages in the dominions have their bit of fun ralph

their idea of class is shopping with shoes on!
Thongs are good enough for anyone. :D
I use to wear a thong, but then I got arrested for flashing in public at the beach, it wasn't my fault, no body told me I was wearing them back to front.

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by ralph » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:10 am

niagraa wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:38 am
ralph wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:15 pm

I found her to be a nice friendly woman without the least pretension.
mate, your name describes peoples reactions when they see her face.

I would rather judge a person by their heart than their face. You cannot generalise of course, but some of the most selfish self-centered people I have known, were blessed with good looks and exploited them ruthlessly.

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by siam sam » Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:47 pm

ralph, as they say beauty is only skin deep.
zip me up in my oilskins and jumper.
no more down the docks i'll be seen.
just tell me old shipmates.
i'm taking a trip mates.
and i'll see them on fiddler' green.

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by andysfootball » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:17 pm

I thought it was

beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by ralph » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:24 am

andysfootball wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:17 pm
I thought it was

beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by niagraa » Tue Dec 05, 2017 7:59 am

ralph wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:10 am
niagraa wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:38 am
ralph wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:15 pm

I found her to be a nice friendly woman without the least pretension.
mate, your name describes peoples reactions when they see her face.

I would rather judge a person by their heart than their face. You cannot generalise of course, but some of the most selfish self-centered people I have known, were blessed with good looks and exploited them ruthlessly.
hee hee hee, got ya, hook line and sinker.

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by niagraa » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:01 am

andysfootball wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:17 pm
I thought it was

beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
try home made bourbon mate, that stuff will make a dugong look pretty, or at the very least, look like Margret thatcher, not much of an improvement I know.

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by sherri » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:12 pm

Dugongs are pretty. or at least very cute. Admit it!!

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Re: Royal Engagement

Post by niagraa » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:50 pm

sherri wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:12 pm
Dugongs are pretty. or at least very cute. Admit it!!
sorry sherri, im not kinky like you :)

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