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Re: Scotland

Post by niagraa » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:47 pm

waal if my jocks aint itchy, perhaps dey should be, seems Marymount wants tae take da p*ss twoice..

sorry Marymount, but yave bitten off more then ye cain chew, I suggest ya stick tae sha**ing da sheep, at least they won't stick it back up ya hey jock :)

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Re: Scotland

Post by andysfootball » Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:42 pm

what's the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut?

you can get a drink out of a coconut
STAY CALM AND SANDDANCE ON

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Re: Scotland

Post by niagraa » Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:11 pm

andysfootball wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:42 pm
what's the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut?

you can get a drink out of a coconut
stuff you andy, I just p*ssed myself :)

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Post by martymont » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:13 am

So true an Aberdonian dropped a maik from his bedroom, hit him on the head when he got to the bottom, we're not tight just careful

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Re: Scotland

Post by martymont » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:14 am

Family are Aberdonian :) :D

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Post by martymont » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:09 am

Niagraa question for is Australia the worlds smallest continent, or the worlds largest prison colony? 2 Why do so many Australians come to the UK? Because criminals always return to the scene of the crime?

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Re: Scotland

Post by niagraa » Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:00 pm

martymont wrote:
Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:09 am
Niagraa question for is Australia the worlds smallest continent, or the worlds largest prison colony? 2 Why do so many Australians come to the UK? Because criminals always return to the scene of the crime?
aye lad, you think you're a Scotsman laddie, but your just another Sassenach..

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Re: Scotland

Post by niagraa » Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:04 pm

i'm not as silly as you look ya Scottish prick :)

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Re: Scotland

Post by martymont » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:31 pm

No a sassenach

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Re: Scotland

Post by niagraa » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:48 pm

martymont wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:31 pm
No a sassenach
hee hee hee

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