If the Corner Shop had a boat what would it be called?

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If the Corner Shop had a boat what would it be called?

Post by andysfootball » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:55 am

Three goes each.

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Re: If the Corner Shop had a boat what would it be called?

Post by niagraa » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:28 am

u.s.s. crash-em

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Re: If the Corner Shop had a boat what would it be called?

Post by sherri » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:22 am

Hesperus

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Post by Pilot » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:58 am

It would have to be "Caer Urfa" of course
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Post by siam sam » Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:22 pm

global dreamer.
zip me up in my oilskins and jumper.
no more down the docks i'll be seen.
just tell me old shipmates.
i'm taking a trip mates.
and i'll see them on fiddler' green.

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Post by champion. » Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:18 pm

andysfootball wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:55 am

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Post by Rosie » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:54 pm

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Post by ralph » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:22 pm

I think I would call it Global, partly to represent the spread of our posting members and partly as a tribute to one of our now late members and the prodigious number of postings he made. :lol:

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Post by niagraa » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:06 am

Pilot wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:58 am
It would have to be "Caer Urfa" of course
I googled it, I got an interesting history lesson :)

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Post by niagraa » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:09 am

sherri wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:22 am
Hesperus
strange name for a boat sherri, but that's not how ya spell herpes anyway.

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Post by freon » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:52 am

Probably Titanic because it wouldn't even comlete its maiden voyage
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Post by whip » Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:12 am

Lancashire Rose.
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Post by niagraa » Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:37 pm

hey andy, seems that most people here can't count to three :)

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Post by andysfootball » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:03 pm

following specific instructions has never been one of the boards strong points

and to think there's pilots and teachers involved!!!
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Post by niagraa » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:06 pm

andysfootball wrote:
Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:03 pm
following specific instructions has never been one of the boards strong points

and to think there's pilots and teachers involved!!!
hee hee hee, unbelievable eh mate :)

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Post by jeff » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:33 pm

Nothing very imaginative really but.....................

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Post by andysfootball » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:15 pm

OK the three more from me......not following instructions I know

HMS Angry
Party Girl Two
Rockymackshitfaced.

Sorry......
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Re: If the Corner Shop had a boat what would it be called?

Post by gnads » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:02 am

freon wrote:
Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:52 am
Probably Titanic because it wouldn't even comlete its maiden voyage
cheers
Freon How about "MV MAIDEN VOYAGE" As a contradiction? :lol: :lol: :lol:

because that's one thing that there wouldn't be one of on on board. :wink:

Ohhh but then again Whip may be an exception.

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Re: If the Corner Shop had a boat what would it be called?

Post by whip » Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:09 pm

3 attempts hey.

Used up one.

Next are,

( 1 ) Whip it in.

( 2 ) Whip it out her dad's on the prowl.
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Re: If the Corner Shop had a boat what would it be called?

Post by niagraa » Fri Nov 24, 2017 4:39 am

I wanna second go too then andy :)

the mariner (whatever happened to him ?)

the good ship LOL pop (some won't know the significance of LOL)

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