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alchohol control...

Post by niagraa » Wed Nov 08, 2017 2:08 pm

find you enjoy your bourbon so much that you keep drinking it ?

the perfect way to control how much you drink in one sitting is very simple..

ice. limit how much ice you have on hand, if you only have enough ice for drinking 750 mills of bourbon, then 750 mill is all you will drink, because lets face it, if you love bourbon but not without ice, then you're not going to drink it, cos' to me, bourbon and other spirits without ice is absolute crap to drink...

a couple of years ago I ran out of ice in the middle of the night, so I went to my brothers room with a claw hammer and I proceeded to knock the crap out of the freezer in his un-defrosted beer fridge...

wrong type of ice, but I didn't care, I was p*ssed :)

woke my brother up, but I didn't care, I was p*ssed :)

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Re: alchohol control...

Post by niagraa » Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:25 pm

2:23 am.

just ran out of ice... bug*er it.

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Re: alchohol control...

Post by freon » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:41 am

I have an automatic ice machine in my laundry
Makes as much ice as you want
Cheers

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Post by niagraa » Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:10 am

freon wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:41 am
I have an automatic ice machine in my laundry
Makes as much ice as you want
Cheers
bug*er that, i'd never be sober :)

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Post by Daddy O » Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:33 pm

freon wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:41 am
I have an automatic ice machine in my laundry
Makes as much ice as you want
Cheers
Same here Freon.

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Post by Daddy O » Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:34 pm

niagraa wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:10 am
freon wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:41 am
I have an automatic ice machine in my laundry
Makes as much ice as you want
Cheers
bug*er that, i'd never be sober :)
When have you ever been? You are a drunk......pure & simple. Seek help man.

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Post by champion. » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:18 pm

I used to think drinking was bad for me....so i gave up thinking.. :lol:
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Re: alchohol control...

Post by andysfootball » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:44 pm

I gave up drinking in 1989.

Worst twelve hours of my life.
STAY CALM AND SANDDANCE ON

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Re: alchohol control...

Post by champion. » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by max Headroom » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:30 am

niagraa wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:10 am
freon wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:41 am
I have an automatic ice machine in my laundry
Makes as much ice as you want
Cheers
bug*er that, i'd never be sober :)
When you d*e your liver will get a state funeral.
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Post by Beachbum » Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:04 am

I used to drink.

I still do.

But I used to too.

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Re: alchohol control...

Post by niagraa » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:20 am

andysfootball wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:44 pm
I gave up drinking in 1989.

Worst twelve hours of my life.
slept in did ya ? :)

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Re: alchohol control...

Post by niagraa » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:25 am

max Headroom wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:30 am
niagraa wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:10 am
freon wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:41 am
I have an automatic ice machine in my laundry
Makes as much ice as you want
Cheers
bug*er that, i'd never be sober :)
When you d*e your liver will get a state funeral.
my liver is legendary, it will probably outlive me by at least 5 years, I hope they put it on display in a glass case, just like that bloke lenin or that Sheila sleeping beauty, although one of them is just a story, not sure which one, was it sleeping beauty or lenin who was a russian communist ?

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Re: alchohol control...

Post by champion. » Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:42 pm

Is this you doing a quick shop niagraa...

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Post by sherri » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:12 pm

:lol: =D> Good find, champ.

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Re: alchohol control...

Post by niagraa » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:31 am

had to get a maxi cab to take it home champ, the mongrels wouldn't let me take it on the bus, especially with the giant straw I had coming out of the lid :)

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Re: alchohol control...

Post by champion. » Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:17 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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