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DEAR DIARY

Post by niagraa » Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:33 am

dear diary: it's 11:15 in the morning, I think, unless its night time and we have a crazy reverse eclipse where some crazy reflective planet is actually funneling sunrays onto the earth via the moon and then back to us again, no, that's silly, I just heard the garbage truck empty our garbage bins, they'd never work at night, in fact I know the driver, he is a well known house burglar, the only reason he is well known is because he is scared of the dark and only burgled houses in the daylight hours, he got caught every time, in fact, the local coppers cook him a birthday cake every year, that's how popular he is..

right, so that's settled, we now know its daytime :)

well in Tasmania at least, so i'll start again..


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Post by niagraa » Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:35 am

dear diary: my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant..

when I find the b*****d who did it i'm gonna kill him.

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