p*ssy cats and facial hair

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p*ssy cats and facial hair

Post by niagraa » Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:47 am

this is a true account of the facts...

now, i'm not real flash when it comes to shaving, people think I have a beard, but i'm just too lazy to shave, because if I considered myself to have a beard, then I would trim it and make it look good which I don't.

most days after feeding the cats, they jump up on the computer desk with hypnotic eyes that say give me more food.

but every so often, they lick my beard instead, cleaning my face for me..

and that's when I know it's time for a shave.

but one time I licked the cat and shaved him..

that'll teach the little bug*er.

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Re: p*ssy cats and facial hair

Post by andysfootball » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:35 pm

whatever tickles your fancy
STAY CALM AND SANDDANCE ON

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Re: p*ssy cats and facial hair

Post by niagraa » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:43 pm

andysfootball wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:35 pm
whatever tickles your fancy
ooh... sexual connotation's..

delete his post... hee hee hee :)

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