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Is bigger better?

Post by max Headroom » Mon Aug 22, 2016 8:42 am

Target Map have released some new and very interesting data which unveils different average .... sizes from around the world.

According to the diagram, African men have the world's largest ...., whereas men from Asian countries find themselves on the other end of the scale.

The results reveal that men from the African countries highlighted in red, such as Jamaica, Haiti and Ghana, possess the most impressive size in .... , ranging from 6.3 to 7 inches.


Target map of different .... .... sizes around the world
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Second to Africa are men from Australia, Italy, Norway, Mexico, and South Africa, who average at around 5.8 – 6.3 inches.

Next up are British, American, French, German and Spanish guys, whose average ..... is between 5-5.8 inches.

In fourth place are Japanese, Indonesian, Greek, Brazilian and Russian men at around 4.1-5 inches.And lastly, guys who hail from India, Sri Lanka, Thailand, Malaysia and South Korea have an average .... .... of 3.6 inches and 4.1 inches.

So now you know.

I cut out the words which pomey wowsers would no doubt find offensive even though such words in their entirety were used in a public newspaper, I just know that they can put in the missing words cause deep down grizzling, most them are safety and workplace official hypocrytes with big mouths and little ..... .
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Re: Is bigger better?

Post by sherri » Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:24 pm

Now we just need a survey to find out which country has men with the biggest brains.
That one should be interesting!!

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Post by champion. » Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:41 pm

Well this country has a good start with me!!! :lol:

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Post by sherri » Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:46 pm

You'd win a gold I am sure, champ.

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Post by champion. » Mon Aug 22, 2016 3:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: sherri your far too kind...but you cant fault your honesty mind :lol: :wink:

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Post by sherri » Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Is bigger better?

Post by andysfootball » Tue Aug 23, 2016 5:25 am

pity it wasn't an Olympic sport otherwise Australia would have done better

there again the women did alright
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Post by whip » Thu Aug 25, 2016 2:22 pm

Is bigger better?

Never mind all this stuff about the human body.

We all know by scientific facts the aussie men are not all that.

Came back from France a while back where it was silly red hot.

Consumed bigger lobsters than normal, now we are talking the Bizz of is bigger the better.

Drank vast volumes of cool beer/wine.

The lass's looked lush and real chic in their summer wear.

Never came across any aussie folk which in itself was a blessing.

Is bigger better. Only when lobster is concerned :D
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Re: Is bigger better?

Post by gnads » Thu Aug 25, 2016 11:31 pm

Predictable dribble
Nappies & Politicians should be changed often. Both for the same reason.
I don't have an attitude I have a personality you can't handle.

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Post by max Headroom » Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:47 am

whip wrote:Is bigger better?

Never mind all this stuff about the human body.

We all know by scientific facts the aussie men are not all that.

Came back from France a while back where it was silly red hot.

Consumed bigger lobsters than normal, now we are talking the Bizz of is bigger the better.

Drank vast volumes of cool beer/wine.

The lass's looked lush and real chic in their summer wear.

Never came across any aussie folk which in itself was a blessing.

Is bigger better. Only when lobster is concerned :D


Thank goodness for that.
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Post by whip » Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:09 am

gnads wrote:Predictable dribble
Surely it cannot be true what they say about an aussie males who works for t'railway.

I hear on grapevine that the only thing they have long and hard as steel is a railway line.
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Re: Is bigger better?

Post by gnads » Fri Aug 26, 2016 11:08 am

whip wrote:
gnads wrote:Predictable dribble
Surely it cannot be true what they say about an aussie males who works for t'railway.

I hear on grapevine that the only thing they have long and hard as steel is a railway line.
You ought give up the dole & take up comedy as a profession

a bit more practice & you'll have it down pat.

A laugh a minute you like. :roll:
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Post by whip » Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:34 pm

gnads wrote:
whip wrote:
gnads wrote:Predictable dribble
Surely it cannot be true what they say about an aussie males who works for t'railway.

I hear on grapevine that the only thing they have long and hard as steel is a railway line.
You ought give up the dole & take up comedy as a profession

a bit more practice & you'll have it down pat.

A laugh a minute you like. :roll:

Been fishing lately ?

The world is in much need of a good laugh at your expense.
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Re: Is bigger better?

Post by whip » Fri Aug 26, 2016 6:57 pm

max Headroom wrote:
whip wrote:Is bigger better?

Never mind all this stuff about the human body.

We all know by scientific facts the aussie men are not all that.

Came back from France a while back where it was silly red hot.

Consumed bigger lobsters than normal, now we are talking the Bizz of is bigger the better.

Drank vast volumes of cool beer/wine.

The lass's looked lush and real chic in their summer wear.

Never came across any aussie folk which in itself was a blessing.

Is bigger better. Only when lobster is concerned :D


Thank goodness for that.
When I awoke this fine sunny morning I thought,

what nutcase's post should I read first.

Guess you won that one maxy lad.
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Re: Is bigger better?

Post by gnads » Fri Aug 26, 2016 11:04 pm

whip wrote:
max Headroom wrote:
whip wrote:Is bigger better?

Never mind all this stuff about the human body.

We all know by scientific facts the aussie men are not all that.

Came back from France a while back where it was silly red hot.

Consumed bigger lobsters than normal, now we are talking the Bizz of is bigger the better.

Drank vast volumes of cool beer/wine.

The lass's looked lush and real chic in their summer wear.

Never came across any aussie folk which in itself was a blessing.

Is bigger better. Only when lobster is concerned :D


Thank goodness for that.
When I awoke this fine sunny morning I thought,

what nutcase's post should I read first.

Guess you won that one maxy lad.
Birds of a feather ey?
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Re: Is bigger better?

Post by max Headroom » Fri Aug 26, 2016 11:17 pm

Gnads he fancies himself as a womb decorator.
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Re: Is bigger better?

Post by J Jackson » Sat Aug 27, 2016 8:24 am

Thought Texas was no 1 ? ...Or maybe forehead dicks don't count ??

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Re: Is bigger better?

Post by whip » Sat Aug 27, 2016 12:28 pm

Is bigger better?

Judging by the rigs in OZ which are supposed to be the biggest most powerful, then no.

Never come across so many clapped out useless pieces of Meccano tinplate.

We might not have bigger rigs that are more powerful in the Uk but, at least our's work.

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Re: Is bigger better?

Post by whip » Sat Aug 27, 2016 12:38 pm

max Headroom wrote:Gnads he fancies himself as a womb decorator.
:?: What in holy true crap do that mean.

What you need lad is a cruise.

Bikini Atoll seem a good choice for you like.

Maybe you can join up with the living dead there and have a BBQ.

There you would truly feel home from home.
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Re: Is bigger better?

Post by max Headroom » Sun Aug 28, 2016 2:35 am

I was speaking about you not to you, silly man.
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