i'm good to my wife...

[champion.]

The wife is feeling a bit weak at the moment because she is dieting , so she asked me to knock her up a salad sarnie up..she really doesn't deserve me .

[Pilot]

looks like we both had the idea to breathe a bit of life into the Shop at the same time Champ

[champion.]

Yep Pilot,we'll have to drag some new customers through the door.

[jeff]

Sat on the beach last summer, there's this huge lady sprawled across the sand.
Little man from the Coastguard Station comes hurrying up
"Can you move off the beach please madam, the tide's waiting to come in"

[champion.]

[anna]

im suprised you still have a wife Champ

[champion.]

im suprised you still have a wife Champ

Long time no see anna,nice to see you back.

[anna]

though i would pay a visit and see how folk are doing....its still a little quite in here i see,ive told a few work mates about this site,hopefully they might pop in so be kind to them Champ

[champion.]

they might pop in so be kind to them Champ

I'm kind to everyone anna..

[gnads]

G'day Anna spanner

[champion.]

im suprised you still have a wife Champ

She obviously bought me this for a reason.Honest! (and no it isn't because she thinks i stink either)

[sherri]

The wife is feeling a bit weak at the moment because she is dieting , so she asked me to knock her up a salad sarnie up..she really doesn't deserve me .

What can we say. You're a real... champ.