Birthday.

whip · Post by **whip** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:55 pm

I was just wondering why no one as of yet has wished andysfootball a happy birthday.
This is what happens when one use inferior condoms, the dam things burst and twerps get born.

Maybe it is because no one is getting free drinks or eats to do so.
I can only assume this as it is a well known fact he has to buy people,
with free drinks etc to see him.

Now the question. Should I wish him a happy birthday? Do pigs fly.

Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:14 pm

whip wrote: Now the question. Should I wish him a happy birthday? Do pigs fly.

Alternatively, do bears s**t in the woods?

whip · Post by **whip** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:20 pm

Is there no one want to wish footy a happy birthday.
I know you will not get free food and drink for your efforts.
Show some compassion as all he has got is a bear doing a sh*t so far.

Think of it this way footy.
If it wasn't for whip to kick start it no one would have bothered.

sherri · Post by **sherri** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:12 pm

Maybe it's because we don't know when it is Andy's birthday.
How do you know? I can't see it listed anywhere on the forum.
Mind you, if it definitely IS his birthday, let us know and we'll find some fitting birthday badges for him.

No one will be expecting free food and drink-we all made new year's resolutions, remember? Eat healthy, lose weight, work hard, save money etc

whip · Post by **whip** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:36 pm

sherri wrote:Maybe it's because we don't know when it is Andy's birthday.
How do you know? I can't see it listed anywhere on the forum.
Mind you, if it definitely IS his birthday, let us know and we'll find some fitting birthday badges for him.

No one will be expecting free food and drink-we all made new year's resolutions, remember? Eat healthy, lose weight, work hard, save money etc

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sherri · Post by **sherri** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:21 pm

Well, I can see you have found it, whip, but I am darned if I can. I have clicked on homepage/interact/forums/message boards and nowhere can I see that info. Most frustrating as I know it has to be there somewhere.
I'll have to look for a birthday logo for andy then.

Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:50 pm

It's at the bottom of the "Boards Index Page" sherri where birthdays always appear.You may not be able to see it now as it is tomorrow in Oz (13th Jan.) which is the day after his birthday

andysfootball · Post by **andysfootball** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:01 pm

proceed with caution people

i change this date regularly

and you have been caught before

ps

i would wait until july

whippy just not being in the same country with you

makes me happy enough all day everyday

there's even lobster tanks over here

sherri · Post by **sherri** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:25 pm

andysfootball wrote:proceed with caution people

i change this date regularly

Great idea. I am thinking of changing the year on mine.

and you have been caught before

ps

i would wait until july

Which July date in particular did you have in mind for this year?
Ah well, back to the drawing board, I was only 6 months too early.

whippy just not being in the same country with you

makes me happy enough all day everyday

there's even lobster tanks over here

whip · Post by **whip** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:20 pm

andysfootball wrote:proceed with caution people

i change this date regularly

and you have been caught before

ps

i would wait until july

whippy just not being in the same country with you

makes me happy enough all day everyday

there's even lobster tanks over here

How can we trust anybody who exploits the Chinese who work in sweat shops anyway.

Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:51 pm

whip wrote: How can we trust anybody who exploits the Chinese who work in sweat shops anyway.

A lot more than trusting you to tell the truth.

Globalmyths · Post by **Globalmyths** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:36 am

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Yo-yo

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Young
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gnads · Post by **gnads** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:09 am

Is there no one want to wish footy a happy birthday.

Not while you're about

He doesn't need to shout anyone drinks to wish him a happy birthday

but I couldn't imagine you'd shout if a shark bit ya.

andysfootball · Post by **andysfootball** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:57 am

you know whippy if i didn't know you

i would swear you are sounding angryer everyday

if you get my drift

jealousy brings out many things in people

and cannot be hidden

whip · Post by **whip** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:23 am

andysfootball wrote:you know whippy if i didn't know you

i would swear you are sounding angryer everyday

if you get my drift

jealousy brings out many things in people

and cannot be hidden

Just give one reason why I should be jealous of someone who exploits the Chinese who work in sweat shops.

The truth begins to hurt hey boy.

andysfootball · Post by **andysfootball** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:05 am

oh your becoming so angry

whip · Post by **whip** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:36 am

andysfootball wrote:oh your becoming so angry

Not angry at all.
I asked for a simple reason but you want to evade the issue.
Why is that, or is it the truth hurts hey boy.

Pilot · Post by **Pilot** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:24 am

IP Addresses can be very revealing, take Daddy O for instance at first thought he was an imposter till his IP address revealed he was near Austin Texas, just saying IP addresses are very revealing

Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:37 am

Pilot wrote:IP Addresses can be very revealing, take Daddy O for instance at first thought he was an imposter till his IP address revealed he was near Austin Texas, just saying IP addresses are very revealing

Then you'll know that whip lives in Suffolk, I won't name the village as I'm sure it would embarrass whip

Globalmyths · Post by **Globalmyths** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:33 pm

And he makes some folk sufferfolk

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