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Post by curly » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:45 pm

20 points for the wittiest caption

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Post by curly » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:46 pm

"Excuse me Miss Roberts, may we interview the Wookie?"

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Post by Infectedmushroom » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:29 pm

"even though Julia had the mistletoe above her head, for some strange reason nobody wanted to kiss her...."
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Post by Jake » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:35 pm

So i put my hand up like this to signal,and Jakes bus just went straight past the bus stop.

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Post by brian c » Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:32 pm

"Well Miss Roberts---I see the Imac didn't work then"
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STUPID YOU ARE.................

BREED YOU SHOULD NOT!

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Post by curly » Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:36 pm

Julia Roberts, famous actress, caught smuggling a Brazilian into the States.

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Post by Elaine H » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:25 pm

I'll have you know I am emancipated! Men don't shave under their arms so why the h-ll should I??
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Post by Little Lisa » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:33 am

i think the deodrant works better if you dont shave.... have a smell!!! :roll:
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Post by jimmywizz » Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:19 am

99 red balloons part 2

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Post by curly » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:19 pm

Julia Roberts to feature in Star Wars Vll
"We start shooting in six months" said the actress, "I should have grown the full costume by then"

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Post by JP » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:33 pm

I don't think much of them new Mach3's!!

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Post by Jake » Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:37 pm

hello.................alice...............you hoo ..........alice..i am over here.........................alice..................hello...oh she still cannot hear me...stupid old hag.

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Post by DangerXpac » Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:46 pm

"well it just so happens that it grows much quicker down here, locks of love really appreciates my donations."
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Post by Alice » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:29 pm

Oh my god its that slimmy little bus driver again, if i put my arm up he will drive off. :D

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Post by curly » Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:01 am

Who deserves the twenty points for this one?

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Post by baldy.smith » Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:28 am

ALICE!!!!!!

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Post by curly » Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:05 am

Alice wrote:Oh my god its that slimmy little bus driver again, if i put my arm up he will drive off. :D
Would that be the winner then?

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Post by brian c » Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:43 pm

I agree----"ALICE"
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Post by curly » Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:09 pm

We declare Alice is the winner!!

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Post by Infectedmushroom » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:31 pm

I'd say alice too but i dont get it cos im thick as emm... really thick....
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