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I'm a lucky baztard so it seems coz
I've had an op or two
Now some men have no balls at all
some have only one
But oh lucky me, I have two, yes
twins & different colours too (black & blue)
So I know which is right & which is left
And I know there would be much ado
If I could just get them to flash
So I could out do...... Blue
:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
How was a totally inorganic world able to create organic life? Answer it couldn't and didn't

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Come on now, where's your photo? :D
It sounds very colourful, hope they are not hurting too much.
Seems a funny sort of area to have bruising, considering you went in for hernias.

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Well Sherri I'd hazard a guess that anatomy has never been your strong point :lol:

And I hope you have never been asked to teach it :P

Gawd knows how you ever had children :lol: :lol:

Look up "inguinal" hernia & just see where that is anatomically :roll:

Remember I had 2 of them ..... 1 each side..... That's one each side of the old fella & both descend into
the testes region. Comprende? :lol:

Read up about how the repair is done..... You never know you may learn something :P

Btw Global gave a good description of it in my other post.
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Re: photos ...... If I could get em to flash there might have been a chance
otherwise modesty prevents such a garish display :P
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Oh whew and thank Christ for modesty! :lol:

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Christ has nothing to do with it.....

it's merely logic, self preservation

& prevention of embarassment :lol:
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oh, this reminds me of a calendar im working on...

this is at the Devils Marbles - Outback Northern Territory.... :D

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it's not rocket surgery... :5dunce:

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Have to admit, I had no idea where an "inguinal" hernia was.
great pic of devil's marbles, blue.
Would love to see them.

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Who is that up there preventing them from falling down?
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He calls himself.. KING OF THE ROCKS!!! :lol:
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sherri wrote:Come on now, where's your photo? :D
It sounds very colourful, hope they are not hurting too much.
:lol: ..............hope your on the mend Gnads :wink:

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Been in Brisbane for a week.... See surgeon this arvo for checkup... Then straight home at last :D
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What colour are they now, if you don't mind me asking?
Hope you are on the mend. :D

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What colour are they now, if you don't mind me asking?


:lol: I don't mind but I wonder why you of all people would be asking? :shock: :lol:

They were black & blue bruised as I told you ..... they don't change colours :P

The bruising is fading thank you .................

won't be long & they'll be back to knacker pink :lol: :P

btw your enquiries seem to be raising a few eyebrows Teacher :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Just taking an interest, gnads. After all, you did start the thread so you must want some comments. :lol:
These lot in here talk big but go over all shocked at the mere mention of body parts. :D

Besides, I thought the bruises may have faded to a brownish yellow colour by now. That's what happens to me any time I bruise, although admittedly any bruises I have had have been elsewhere.

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I thought the bruises may have faded to a brownish yellow colour by now.


Yeah ... i said they were fading :P

although admittedly any bruises I have had have been elsewhere.


Well I didn't think you had a set of bollocks

but one never knows these days :shock: :lol: :P
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I trust that your cue is still in good shape :D
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gnads i can feel your pain mate,, i had the snip a few weeks ago,,mind you its no way as as bad as you went through

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Yeah Ted .... a friend of mines son was having the snip at the same time I was in

it makes ya go over all clammy just thinking about scalpels etc. being anywhere near the twins :shock:
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