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Post by malrap » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:49 pm

I read a quite sad,or funny story(depending on how you are )as follows:-
A man in Austria was mowing his lawn,when it went over a discarded shotgun cartridge and the latter detonated.This regretfully blew up the machines petrol tank,threw the man into the air,from whence he landed on his head and was killed.
As it snows a lot in Austria perhaps he should have left it,until the snows come,and then his garden would have looked the same as everyone elses.
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Post by jimmywizz » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:52 am

and they say that cutting the lawn helps to keep you fit !!!

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Post by curly » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:57 pm

Well Mal, it's a shame the poor bloke shelled out a lot of money for an expensive petrol model. A nice cheap and chearful Flymo blows itself up with regularity (and hilarity.)

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