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His and Hers Journeys

Post by Alice » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:16 pm

HERS
1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
2. Opens window.
3. Asks directions.
4. Arrives at destination presently.

HIS
1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
3. Drives an extra five miles just in case.
4. Finally rolls down window.
5. Pulls up to a McDonalds.
6. Gets three burgers, a large shake and fries.
7. Asks foreigner behind counter how to get back onto the dualcarriage way.
8. Gets back into car.
9. Farts.
10. After he closes the door.
11. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from McDonalds.
12. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because the pimply 17-year-old McDonalds cashier said it was.
13. Almost hits a deer.
14. Curses the night.
15. Curses you.
16. Curses the large shake.
17. Stops by the side of the road.
18 Takes a leak.
19. Still taking a leak.
20. Almost done.
21. I think.
22. Returns to car.
23. Drives and fiddles with radio.
24. Yells at you for suggesting the map again.
25. Admits he didn't want to go to your sister's anyway.
26. He hates your sister.
27. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.
28. He had to look up pernicious.
29. Couldn't find a dictionary.
30. Finally found a dictionary.
31. Couldn't spell pernicious.
32. Seethes at the memory of it all.
33. But she is laughing inside.
34. And of course you're still lost.
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Re: His and Hers Journeys

Post by Jondom » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:54 pm

funny. ^^o

For some reason this reminds me of the "Three Little Pigs" story which is being banned?
Like this could be offensive to males that drive a car and like to go to McDonalds but don't get lost, etc.
Anyways IDC. Just thought I'd mention it. rofl.
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Re: His and Hers Journeys

Post by Globalmyths » Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:17 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
How was a totally inorganic world able to create organic life? Answer it couldn't and didn't

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