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Just for a laugh

Post by Alice » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:51 pm

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have
any widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on
her level, and says;
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or
one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and whispers ...

" I don't weally fink my pet pyfon really gives a ----."


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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to explain how they died and
what has happened.

First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.

Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
it all on whiskey. Drank himself to death, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. an Irishman from Cork, 37 , struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken


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A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the
same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and
fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted
Life is to short to miss out,just go for it.

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Re: Just for a laugh

Post by Ugly Betty » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:43 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Just for a laugh

Post by Globalmyths » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:41 pm

:D :D =D> =D>
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Re: Just for a laugh

Post by Jondom » Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:23 pm

ROFL @ tht!
iLOLirl.

I liked the first one da most tbh.

my first post*+*+*+*+
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Re: Just for a laugh

Post by baldy.smith » Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:48 pm

Jondom wrote:
my first post*+*+*+*+[/color][/b]

I very much doubt it.

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Re: Just for a laugh

Post by Jondom » Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:52 pm

baldy.smith wrote:
Jondom wrote:
my first post*+*+*+*+[/color][/b]

I very much doubt it.

8)
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Get a MOD to check the IPs and you'll see that they're not the same. Unless... dun dun dun... Brenda is me mam, but then again, she doesn't know how to use a computer very well, nevermind a forum.
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Re: Just for a laugh

Post by anna » Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:50 am

=D> =D> =D> =D> ..Very Good Alice.. :D :D

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Re: Just for a laugh

Post by anna » Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:55 am

Hello Jondom ...welcome to the Boards,, have you been on a forum before ? or is this the first ..I only ask , coz if that your first post ,,and you used the quote thing,,you must learn fast ,,it took me a good while before i new how to use it . :D :wink: ..Have fun Jondom.. 8)

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Re: Just for a laugh

Post by Rosie » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:39 am

:lol: @ Alice
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Re: Just for a laugh

Post by Jondom » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:42 pm

anna wrote:Hello Jondom ...welcome to the Boards,, have you been on a forum before ? or is this the first ..I only ask , coz if that your first post ,,and you used the quote thing,,you must learn fast ,,it took me a good while before i new how to use it . :D :wink: ..Have fun Jondom.. 8)
Yeah it was my first post. I've used many other forums so YANO. :D

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