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The neighbours !!

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:52 pm
by malrap
We have a huge council house in our street :

The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of
fierce
dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number
plate,
but the police still do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist
comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son
and his
son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone once
thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
nightclubs.

The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of
control...Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?

Re: The neighbours !!

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:59 pm
by Globalmyths
:?: was it you or someone else who posted the same thing not that long ago :?:

Re: The neighbours !!

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:45 pm
by malrap
was not me,I checked the board for the last 6 weeks or so,and could not find it

Re: The neighbours !!

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:00 pm
by Globalmyths
Sorry my question was not designed to detract from the quality of your joke, because I do think it is very funny and yet on close examination there is more truth in it than any tabloid that ever comes out of Fleet Street..

Re: The neighbours !!

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:50 pm
by sherri
And just think.. they are living on taxpayer subsidised benefits, too.
Someone should check out whether they told a few lies on the means test. :wink: :lol:

Re: The neighbours !!

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:33 pm
by rossinisbird
Parasites!

Re: The neighbours !!

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:34 pm
by rossinisbird
Oh, Shithouse Britain and all that...

Re: The neighbours !!

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:51 pm
by danet
They have had it too good, for too long a time IMO :evil:

Re: The neighbours !!

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:06 am
by Blue...
LOL.... as i was reading i already had plans of baiting their dogs and slashing their car tyres!!!! sheese

Re: The neighbours !!

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:01 am
by Scrappy
The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of
fierce
dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number
plate,
but the police still do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist
comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son
and his
son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone once
thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
nightclubs.

The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of
control...Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?

Ha Ha ha..Sounds like this forum... :lol: :lol: :P :P :wink: :wink:

Only Kiddin :wink: .. :D :D