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Baby's first words please



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gaa gaa goo goo

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"Hey Dad....You've got a booger hanging out of your nose".

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"When I grow up I want to be hairdresser so I can give you both a decent hair do"

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Dad,mam goes to bed with milkman when you go to work, i thats wiped the smile of your face hasent it, :lol:
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Would you kindly remove your hand from up my ****

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Mr. Smith :lol:

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Wait until I become a teenager then you will be sorry!

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God am i really going to look like that when i am older.
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Funny you don't look like the milkman too me.

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Uh oh I feel a nappy full coming.

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What a relief. Mom looks much better from the outside.

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Help Me Mummy..
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What on earth do you want me to suck again? Oh! you mean my bottle of milk. Ooops sorry dad.I got that one wrong.

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"No, Archie isn't a lovely name!"
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"It doesn't matter how many of these I deliver, I'm always freaked out - they all look like Mr Angry."
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"...only taller than him."
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"And you're not calling him Mohammed either. It's sooo common."
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